Doing a Kilo

Dieing from a stupid act on Destiny

BA: dies from shooting rocket launcher to close to himself"im doing a Kilo"

by Slangwordmasta November 14, 2018

Shit the Kilt

The unfortunate name given to someone who follows through wearing traditional Scottish dress without underwear.

Kieran had an accident while dancing at the ball last week. Old Shit the Kilt is now on a warning.

by MightyQuin78 April 23, 2021

Already bought the kilt

A phrase used when pointing out that someone has already sunk too much effort into a situation to turn back or quit.

"I don't know if I can finish this degree, I don't even like economics..."
"dude, I know you're exhausted, but you can't quit now, you already bought the kilt."

"Why do you even want to be in his wedding if he's such a jerk? Just drop out!"
"I can't man, I have to go through with it, I already bought the kilt."

by alone.ranger July 29, 2021

Caffeine and Kilos

What real athletes wear in and outside of the gym.

“Did you see that guys Caffeine and Kilos shirt? I’ll bet he lifts more than me.”

by Team CK November 24, 2021

Golden Milk Kilt

The same as a Milk Kilt, but the two participants are your wife and sister-in-law.

"Bro, I heard you got a Milk Kilt the other night! ""Naw, it was a Golden Milk Kilt, it was my wife and sister-in-law."

by Bigpumpzaddy May 11, 2023

Foxtrot uniform Charlie kilo

NATO alphabet euphemism for the F word.

“That guy called me a mother-foxtrot uniform Charlie kilo right in front of everybody”

by EMD F59PHI April 29, 2025

Kardashev Type 9.0 Kiloversal Civilizations

A civilization whose domain is a "kiloverse"—a vast, but perhaps not infinite, collection of thousands (kilo-) of distinct hyperverses or equivalent cosmic structures. This represents a scale of organization so vast that the concept of "individual universe" is as meaningless as a single atom is to us. Their engineering projects might involve balancing the cosmological constants across entire ensembles of reality-stacks.

Kardashev Type 9.0 Kiloversal Civilizations Example: There is little direct fiction for this, but it would be akin to the Anti-Monitor from DC Comics at his fullest power, threatening not just one universe but the entire infinite Multiverse, or a being that exists as the administrator for a vast, but finite, array of simulated omniverses.

by Abzugal February 3, 2026