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kicked in the shit

Anytime someone makes a jackass of themselves (by saying or doing something really stupid) and is caught red-handed and told off by either friends or coworkers = "kicked in the shit".
Person 1 = "i want to fuck a fat bitch tonight"

Person 2 = "why don't you fuck your sister, or ain't she fat enough?"

Person 3 to Person 1 = "oh snap, you just got kicked in the shit"
by Prometheeus October 6, 2006
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Gassing my knickers

When you are extremely excited about an event that you are flatulent into your underwear.
I really want to see Transformers 2, I'm gassing my knickers to see it!
by MorganShitFace June 27, 2009
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Knickerbocker

When a woman takes a man's testicles, places them in her cleavage, and then proceeds to slap her tits together creating a knickerbocker.
Man: Wait, what are you doing?!!!!

Woman: Something I learned in art school! It's called the knickerbocker!

(Strange knocking noise)
by Rodkimble321 July 17, 2011
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C&A Knickers

Knickers worn by a cheap girl, with the letters C(CUNT) on the front and A(ARSE) on the back to remind them which way round to be worn!
" I could have scored last night, but when i got back to her house i found her C&A Knickers! I had to make a lame excuse to get away, FAR away."
by Samborimshot November 25, 2007
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Shit-kicked

The mental state where you are hilariously drunk. Probably blacked out drunk. You also might get the shit kicked out of you as a result. See also shit-housed, fucked up, shit-faced, hammered, wasted, trashed, and krunk.
Guy #1: Dude, you were shit-kicked last night!
Chuck Norris: I don't remember a thing, what did I do?
Guy #1: You went to a frat party... roundhouse kicked every popped collar in sight, drank three of their kegs and shit on the floor.
*Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Guy #1 in the face*
by Mike Fellatio November 21, 2005
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kicked in the nuts

Halarious reality show where a man with huge orange hair runs around and kids people in the nuts. He then laughs and shows them the camera.
Johnny was playing basketball when all of a sudden a strange man kicked him in the nuts.

Check out Channel101.com for more information.
by Andrew Fichera June 5, 2005
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knickers

The word knickers are the only thing that English women have going for them.
"He took off my knickers and he ate them. I know, I couldn't believe it, they weren't the edible ones or anything, he just chewed and swallowed. It really freaked me out, so I walked home. To top it off, I was wearing a skirt and it was bloody freezing outside."
by dave goat west phila October 10, 2006
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