lock your keys in your car

to unintentionally get knocked up or knock up someone else, leaving you with two courses of action: Call a professional, or use a coat hanger.

Guy 1: "So what's up with you and your fuck buddy?"
Guy 2: "Oh man, we have a problem."
Guy 1: "Dude, did you lock your keys in your car?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, out in the high school parking lot."
Guy 1: "Well at least you know your options."

by Pepper Corn October 21, 2008

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Keyser

A man that uses keys for anal penetration.

Dave walks into steve's room and see's steve naked with legs in the air pointing to the sky and a big hairy ass staring at him.
Dave: Fuck man stop with the keyser crap, ur making me ill.
Steve: Shut the fuck up bitch, dont knock it till u tried it, help me unlock my ass.

by The Dirty Pajerty July 4, 2011

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keys

another way to say 'car'

Dude, I'm getting my G2 as soon as I can cuz I'm hoping to get some keys.

by so__turquoise August 31, 2009

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Those freaking things that you need to start your car but can never find because either you A) gave them to somebody to hold onto them so you wouldn't lose them. or B) held onto yourself but now can't find because the Trix Rabbit stole them.

"Dang it, I lost my keys again."

"Oh shoot, The Trix Rabbit payed me a visit"

by Shooter24242 July 23, 2010

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in california state prisons who ever has the keys of there race is the shot caller. or man in charge of his people. it derives from the act when your race wars with another race, or rides. when you ride, your at war.

also in california state prisons, there are basically 4 races that stick with each other... whites, southsiders (mexicans), northern mexicans, and blacks. each race is called a car, hence if your calling shots your driving the car, hence you need the keys to drive.

an inmate that might roll up on the yard and ask a fellow inmate "hey who's got the keys here"?

by siks66 December 14, 2006

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