Kei Gong

The ancient Chinese art of weight lifting using one's genitals. Also practiced by various cultures throughout the world.

We're going to have a Kei Gong competition this weekend.

by Mr. Putters November 9, 2012

key princess

It means I get what I want when I want it.

Wow Tiffani is such a key princess. She literally said “Fuck you bitches”

by Shalyssa January 6, 2021

Key lagging

Bad typing. When you have no spaces and random letters in some kind of text or IM.

Person One: jjjjjjjjjsdakkkkkkkk

Person Two: wtf?

Person One: Oops sry key lagging

by kingman212 January 12, 2011

toilet key

A roll of toilet paper that is brought to you so you can leave the imprisonment of a toilet without shit tickets.

Honey, can you grab the "toilet key" for me, I'm locked in again! Fucking kids need to start replacing the rolls!

by davidbrookstone October 25, 2011

Key Change

Use this to shame your tone deaf mates when they start singing off key.

"THat's the way its gonna BeeEEeeE LiTtLE dARLIn"
"Ooh... key change!"

by 1300-dissapointment August 8, 2021

key lime

A key lime is a small lime that Is normally used for key lime pie. It is also sour so be carefull.

They key lime is very sour do not eat it.

by Limesbeboss May 22, 2017

High Key

the opposite of; low key

if you're not having a laid back night, but you go all in to have an insane time

"lets have a high key night"

by sekv February 8, 2017