jon's awesomeness

the awesomeness that is jon that was only made possible by leny.

Jon's awesomeness was brought to you by his sweet friend leny.
Jon's awesomeness is leny's doing.

by lenybenyw January 11, 2008

Lil' Jon

1. A character in Robinhood (but spelled wrong).

2. Referring to the small size of a man's penis.

1. "Little John's not little at all, is he?"

2. "Man, we was ready to git down and then he whips out his Lil' Jon."

by Brainiac January 8, 2005

Pull a jon

When an employee calls in for work on the beginning or end of the workweek.

"I feel lIke crap today, think I'm going to pull a jon."

by cee___jay October 20, 2016

dirty jon

when you kiss a man and sniff his girlfriend

bro you're such a dirty jon

by chueriocjncubjehcheioerj November 18, 2021

Jon Hamming

clearly demonstrating a bulge in your crotch of your pants, shorts, chubbies, etc. Sticky Fingers style.

Those pants are too tight, bro. You're totally Jon Hamming it.

by UrbanDictionarySnob July 2, 2015

eric's Jon

Another word for erection, comes from the norwegian word ereksjon.

Sofie: Check our 'Eric's Jon'.
Andrea: Dude, so deep.

by vesener December 11, 2015

Jon Wilson

To try and sneak as many references about penis's into every group conversation.

Person 1...Hey, did you see that Vern Fonk commercial? His bald head looks like a penis.

Person 2...Don't Jon Wilson the Vern Fonk commercial.

by thatguy8711 November 11, 2012