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John

John is a term used for describing shit. He is a ugly , crazy , stupid , old man , and a liar who is most likely to die alone. No one likes him. Not even trashcans.
Hey look at that trash over there, it's so John!

He failed his classes, He's John!!!!
by jjJohn bennet November 3, 2017
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A type of lad with a small penis that is physically incapable of ejaculating his load.
John wanked and did not cum
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he is a shy retarded boy who loves pussy and gets it a lot he thinks of fucking and usually ejaculates
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The most biggest dick ever.man whore that will just screw you over. He is some that everybody hates
He is the biggest John ever
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A man with a very large merle, usually above 6 inches
John has the biggest merle of all guys I know
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Oh "lol" John, nice dick
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The most amazing and perfect person you will ever meet. A little bit shy and anti social but really charismatic. Treats his girlfriend like an actual princess and is a total gentleman and would never hurt her. Really strong and handsome with a beautiful smile and the most wonderful eyes.

He will be cold towards you the first time he talks to you but eventually he will warm up. Cold to strangers, a sweetheart to the one he loves. Funny and really intelligent, all around just perfect and..
The man of my dreams
Girl 1:" you can be so lucky to call John yours! He is such a gentleman"

Girl 2:"i know, he is perfect"
by AnnieHHHH March 22, 2017
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