joe

simply perfection the coolest, most popular, most outgoing, funny, sexy ,most athletic people ever are named joe always the life of the party and everyone's bestfriend and the girls just cant stay away kinda guy , very laid back and can charm his way out of anything, and most people who have the name joe have a very very big dick !!

if i was perfect in every way my name would have to be joe

by big balla 24 July 7, 2009

joe

joe is the boy that slightly resembles an adorable puppy. what with his big deep brown eyes and small smile that will make you melt from the cuteness. he's also hilarious, in that he makes you laugh all the time. he's got this vibe that makes you just want to give him a big hug and feel his warmth. when he's near, you can smell his scent. his scent lingers and you want that to be the only thing you smell. his lips look soft and kissable. though, you keep in mind that he is an angel that could never love you the way you love him. he's the one you want but can't have. there are so many other things to say about joe. he's so sweet and nice and lovable. he's perfect. that's one word to sum him up: perfect. he even got dose straight boys turnin' gay fo dat ass.

ryan: hey, you heard of that joe dude?
brendon: yeah, he's adorable
ryan: wait, what
brendon: i mean-...
brendon: ryro, i love you boo, it's just-.
ryan: i understand, i mean, just look at his face.
brendon: i know. *adoring sigh*

by the-name-i-wanted-was-taken December 31, 2011

Joe*

To get slapped in the face by a condom. The condom being either used or unused, filled or unfilled with any substance whatsoever.

Joe got joed by John.

by Guillaume January 31, 2005

joe

n: A man with a long, thick penis, a freshly shorn scrotum, and the ability to maintain a granite-like erection for long periods of time. He is also attractive, funny, and brilliant. A little known aspect of a joe is the unparallelled ability to grill various meats.

Hot Girl 1: What's wrong with you? You have a stomach ache? And you are sitting kind of funny, like crooked.

Hot Girl 2: No, I had a date last night with this attractive, funny, and brillant guy who grilled the best meat I've ever had. I should have known, he turned out to be a joe. I tried to blow him, but he ended up jackhammering the bottom of my vagina for 3 and a half hours. Just wrecked it, I could fit a baseball bat in there when he was done. I'm SO sore today. I finally asked him what I had to do to make him cum. So that's why I'm sitting funny.

Hot Girl 1: You had to let him PIIYB, huh? Ouch. You happen to have his number?

by Joeg3 August 28, 2010

joe

Being overly hype for NO reason.

(mostly used in Philly)

Dude: "Yooooo, we fuck bitches and get money!!!!!!!!!"

Me: "Why are you so fucking joe? Shut up!"

by Mimi4544446 April 13, 2010

Joeing

Joeing (aka vomiting) is the act of regurgitation during, or immediately after, a contents that involves drinking or food eating. Critically, the act of Joeing disqualifies the participant from the contest. This includes, but is not limited to; beer pong, flip cup, shots, speed eating, and civil war.

"I just saw you Joeing at the end of flip cup, you lose, even though we both finished at the same time!"

by Man_With_The_Plan March 20, 2013

joe

a joe. where do i even start. i have never met a single joe in my entire life that was a douche. joes are kind hearted but also so handsome. the perfect duo. they can have actual deep conversations and let me just say.... they got cute booties.... (just a plus to throw in there for the ladies) he is loving and caring to children, and very respectful to the adult figures in his life. be careful with this one love,, he will break easily.

a joe?? too bad he rhymes with hoe,, he ain’t one.

by your song.com July 27, 2020