No Reason

What you say when you don't want to give the real reason.

Who's that?
Oh, just a friend; why do you ask?
No reason. (secretly insecure, jealous, sizing the other person up)

by SuposedlyKnowledgeable April 14, 2021

No Reason

Lack Of A Reason.

The Shit Fairy Just Visited Me For No Reason!

by god is a bidoof November 27, 2014

Reason

A justification to yourself for a bad decision.

I want to get blackout on a Tuesday but I'll need a reason first. . .

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover April 12, 2018

for reasons

Used as an explanation as to why you are requesting something when you don't want the people to know why. The more sinister your statement sounds in context, the better.

What is that cute girl's name on the left of the picture? I want to know for reasons...

by Mec July 17, 2015

Reasons

Used to describe the frustrating or baffling result of a procedure when you aren't sure or confident that you have a valid explanation.

The client decided they wanted me to completely overhaul the project because reasons.

by DeadFish42 May 2, 2015

reason

to get together and exchange ideas; a conversation between two cool souls.

...yeah man, we gotta reason sometimes.

by Life+Love=Lessons Learned July 11, 2008

Reason

The process by which people find out what is the truth. The opposite of faith.

Einstein discovered how relativity worked by using reason and thinking about it.

by 3standarddevs January 12, 2011