Jobelicker

N. A person who metaphorically / physically licks the asses of others for personal gain, without regard to others.

Alt. Def. Someone who enjoys nibbling nipples

Brent, turn your fucking collar down or get that fucking polo off, and get back to work, you goddamn little jobelicker you!

Brent: Hey it wasn't I who fed the Mexicans bad tacos, you fucking hypocrite!

You mother fucking liar, little motherfucking jobelicker you, U say anything and I'll stick that Porsche of daddy's, up jur little ass!!!!

by Dr. Cornwalice February 25, 2008

Joel Manuever

A maneuver performed to fix Blackberries that are unable to receive emails. It involves backing up the BlackBerry to the desktop. Then Clear the message database and reimport to the device.

John: This blackeberry can't get emails

Diana: Did you try the Joel Manuever?

by JohnC1 July 20, 2008

Joel Kavanagh

A mythical beast. Possibly related to Finn McCool, the giant Irish warrior. Joel Kavanagh is many things, a loyal fenian, a good father and a ruthless bookie. As the legend goes, Joel Kavanagh once fought off an army of ducks using an umbrella and a sandal.

I wish I was Joel Kavanagh

by Honest Indian August 30, 2010

Jobler

One who does small jobs

...and so I learned, the man scooping up my dog's shit was a jobler.

by ToriSpellslot December 21, 2010

joel dodds

A really Big scrub that usually has a small penis and no one ever want to be with. In other words he is Very Beautiful with a Big dick and big hands that can make anyone he touches happy

Man he has a small penis must be a Joel Dodds
Whoa what a big penis must be a Joel Dodds

by yomanthesecond February 11, 2015

Joel Jacobs

A tale as old as time, a myth, some say it is true some say it is not.
The story goes:
A young man is lying on his bed watching 'these kids must be stopped' by ricegum he is then extremely sexually attracted to Jacob Sartorius so he begins to beat his dick over it, he then exclaims 'ah fuck!' as he drops the iPad onto his erect cock.

Hello Joel Jacobs
HAHA JOEL JACOBS
Either Joel Jacobs is real or Joel Jacobs is fake

by Indubitably my good sir October 9, 2018

Joel

Joel is a boy who looks like terence from angry bird and jimmy neutron

Girl: Hey neutron Joel; Whos that Girl: You hahaha

by Im getting to baking u February 13, 2019