Jobby

A long hard greasy substance that slops out of your anus after a curry.
It often leaves your anal ring feeling fresh and tangy.

1)I jobbied in a rabbit's mouth.
2)See you ya jobby, you're gettin' yer heed kicked in. Ya fuckin' jobby.

by Jobby October 5, 2003

jobby jabber

Its what homo's like to call the alpha male's genitiles.

Wow hallo sailor , where did you get the huge jobby jabber, god gave you a gift!!

by big al June 6, 2004

Jobbie Weeker

As a derivation of Jobbie (a Scottish colloquialism for excrement) a "Jobbie Weeker" is a poo of considerable satisfaction. For example, a ghost poo might be considered a "Jobbie Weeker".

Cameron: "Aww, that was a good jobbie weeker."

by FurniturePolice October 10, 2009

Jobbie

It's a term when paired "the hut" becomes more geek-tastic.

Did you see the Star Wars Movie with Jobbie the hut?

by Oklahoma Jim November 24, 2018

Jibbing

Slang for crying used in Suffolk, East England

Upon discovering a girl is in floods of tears (probably after being dumped:

"Oi, why the fuck are you jibbing?"

If somebody appears to be getting upset:

"Calm down mate, don't jib!"

by Jimbo_flipsquad April 12, 2008

jobbie

something behind simeon's ear.

...and there, behind his ear was a great big jobbie!

Whats a jobbie?

by massman March 9, 2004

Jobby

sad pathetic little gimp with little to no pubes and should rot in a cold room with no light with out food.

"want to go for a round of JOBBY"

by Liam Nudd November 15, 2004