Jaspering

What Jasper does when he is in the bathroom by himself.

Person 1: Where is Jasper? He’s been inside the bathroom for 2 class periods.

Person 2: He’s probably Jaspering

by SadboyMqtthew69 April 10, 2020

Jesper

Jesper is a stupid ass bitch who likes to pop girls cherries and drop them right after. Jesper is the biggest qwackass to walk this earth and looks like a goofy ass carpenter. He only follows girls on instagram cause that’s how fkn shallow this douche bag of a human is and the guy will literally stick his dick in anything with a pulse. Jesper resembles franklin from treehouse cause he’s that damn fugly. The kid has an ass smoother then a baby’s ass for god sake. Jesper will make you wanna kill yourself because of how dry he is he’s dryer then your grandmas pussy. If your dating a Jesper break up with him, he’ll cheat on you!!!

“Jespers a piece of shit scum bag”

“Jesper fucks anything that’s alive”

by yolo2242 September 13, 2020

japer

A person who will go to extraordinary lengths to gain advantage at board games

Dude, did you see that unreal Bingo that he laid down at Scrabble
last night?. He's a fuckin' japer.

by KenE. March 4, 2009

Jesper

A bloke with crooked teeth

Ew look at him he looks like he got hit in the teeth with a swing, such a jesper

by Road man in a van June 3, 2019

Jaspar

1)Often a mans name
2)Pets name
3)A womans name, usually means shes a dumb cunt and will suck the life out of you

3)Joe has a girlfriend named jaspar and shes a cunt that complains alot

by crazyassoldnigga July 2, 2008

Jesper

A typical danish male name, meaning 'the patriot'

Occasionally used by immigrants to insult their immigrant friends when they are being way too danish(integrated)

-Hey Jesper, how's your mom doing?

-You know Ali? he's such a Jesper!

by Jesper Andersen December 14, 2008

Jesper

Sexy boi that girls like even more then anton !

Please Jesper make me cum!

by andsmash December 11, 2016