just jack it january 

Similar to Destroy Dick December, Just jack it January entails that the individual must only "jack it" (Masturbate) with his/her (Gender Inclusive) free time. The challenge begins as soon as the little hand strikes 12 on January 1st. Many in the past have considered it to be a group activity as it begins on New Years day when many individuals are with friends and family.

Arjun: Man I'm so tired from destroy dick december
Diana: Get ready for round 2, a.k.a Just Jack It January!

just jack it january by J_A_D_G April 21, 2018

gorilla jack 

A last resort life or death self defense move against any male entity. The Gorilla Jack. You simply grab him by the penis, squeeze tight, and hammer away!

This man wouldn't quit harassing me so I Gorilla Jacked his ass!

gorilla jack by @MastahBetta November 14, 2020

Swagga Jacka 

A person who steals someone elses swagger or style, ideas, jokes, or flow.

50 Cent is a swagga jacka because he steals Tupac's rhymes.

Swagga Jacka by Hollywood17 August 4, 2007

Jack Bauer Shower 

Improvising personal hygiene solutions when not having the time or means to take a real shower. For a true Jack Bauer Shower, one has to use Lysol antibacterial wipes on one's nether regions. The pain means it's working.

Dude1:"Dude, you stink like shit dipped in vinegar and your interview is in 10 minutes!!!"
Dude2: "Time for a Jack Bauer Shower!!"


Reporter: "You've been lost in the woods for 2 weeks! How did you stay so fresh?!"
Jack Bauer: "I'm Jack Bauer."

Jack Bauer Shower by MathKills February 10, 2009

jack and jill 

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some marijuana
jack got high and dropped his fly, and said "do ya wanna?"
jill said yes, and dropped her dress, and then they had some fun
silly jill, forgot her pill, and now they have a son

jack and jill used to fetch water

jack and jill by jillthepill August 1, 2006

jack skellington 

main character in Tim Burton's nightmare before christmas score and jack's singing voice by Danny Elfman

"...You know, I think this Christmas thing
It's not as tricky as it seems
And why should they have all the fun?
lt should belong to anyone..."

jack skellington by Rachael murray February 28, 2005

Dirty Jack 

The act of shoving a stuffed squirrel in your dogs ass therefore making him erect and forcing him to bone your sister while you watch and jerk in the corner

“Wow Brayden just performed a dirty jack!”

Dirty Jack by Braydenscoochie420 November 20, 2018