Jack

People named Jack are catboys with a humiliation fetish. They somehow manage to get girls despite being skinny and pale. Don't try to make fun of them, they get off on that.

"I heard your sister was going out with a guy named Jack."
"She is, and when I told Jack the cat ears were weird he just smiled and laughed? Like wtf?"

Jack by passwrod November 29, 2021

Jack

The funniest new meme ever made.

Person A: "Hey did you see that new meme from RTGame?"
Person B: "Oh my god, Jack? I love Jack! Funniest new meme ever made!"

Jack by onewhoburgeonsinthefield May 22, 2022

Jack

Jack is a dick, and he has a small dick too. Half of his dick is inside his personality.

That kid Jack is an asshole.

Jack by duster69 October 26, 2012

Jack

Slang for money, usually refers to large amounts.

To get a car that nice, this guy had to spend some jack.

Jack by TommyNoleBuc May 27, 2011

jack

Some people find jack to be extremely attractive and want to viciously rip off his pants and suck his 18inch long penis. he has been offerd many different modelling contracts with names like 'Hollister, FHM, Nuts, Gay Weekly and The Gay Times.' although he was happy to recieve such opportunities he turnes them down (just like his 3 way spamming) if you see jack in the street, do NOT shake his hand, but DO suck on his penis head until you taste some of 'Jack's Herbs and Spice's'

Hey, is that a jack?! YES! let us go suck is long willy.

jack by ''Official Jack Fan Site'' November 16, 2011

Jack

The hottest and sexiest cod editor ever. Guys want to be him, and girls want his body. Anybody is more than lucky to have a Jack, especially a Jack Rizzo in their life. You would be mentally challenged to not want to turn gay for him.

"Did you hear People magazine named Jack Rizzo the sexiest man alive?"

Jack by Evan's Memes March 9, 2016

Jack

Most annoying person you'll ever meet. Typically short, loves military too much and will use military terms in day-to-day conversations. Loves planes and flight simulator, doesn't know when to keep his mouth shut, trash talks but can't back it up, overall just an annoying idiotic person.

Look at that little guy playing flight simulator, what a Jack.

Jack by Blehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh September 6, 2016