Lightpole junkie

A tweaker that has superhuman abilities while on meth that he can still a transformer off a power line and not get electrocuted

God damn watch that lightpole junkie steal that damn transformer

by Jefg8r April 16, 2022

Head Junkie

A woman that is infatuated with topping off a male counterpart, usually In an aggressively fascinating manner.

That chic Sally Strokes is a bonafide Head Junkie! She topped the whole crew off last night!

by Big John Swellington April 10, 2021

grumble junkie

Internet commenter whose entire output consists of complaints. Grumble junkies are mostly conservative-leaning posters complaining about the President (and any one remotely associated with him in any way), though experts theorize that should a conservative get elected President, liberals will rapidly take to the fore of this peculiar subcuture.

Real Concerned Citizen: "Impeach Obummer, Biden, Holder, Reid, and Kerry NOW! The government is conspiring to take YOUR (insert amendment here) rights!"
(scramble names, repeat 10x daily)

Reply: "Man, you are such a grumble junkie."

by nycsongs November 26, 2013

classy junkie

Someone who’s a junkie but also has some class and doesn’t walk around itching like a spinner.

I’m not a junkie, I’m a classy junkie. I still do normal activities, but when the time comes I’m a classy junkie!

by ClassyJunkie101 April 11, 2023

bipolar junkie

An individual suffering from bipolar disorder, who self medicates and typically abuses street drugs.

He tries to take care of himself through self medication to manage bipolar junkie

by Minez August 19, 2023

bourbon junkie

A type of person that constantly searches for hard to find newly released bourbons that haven’t yet reached the liquor stores. These people will scour the face of the earth for hard to find bourbon. They constantly bother store employees for bourbons that are “special” just to find out that the store doesn’t carry the bourbon yet.

These damn bourbon junkies keep coming into my store demanding bourbon names I never even heard of yet. I wish they would get a life.

by Vaimaster7 May 25, 2019

beach junki

A person who is addicted to being at the Beach searching for Junk! like seashells, sandollars, sea glass, watching the sunrise and protecting our environment.

When you see a Beach Junki car decal or T-shirt you know that person has been educated about the Beach and the Junk! washing up.
Get Your Fix!
There's more to Life than Salt.

I'm a Beach Junki, I admit it, I'm addicted and I need my fix, so don't try to send me to rehab.

by beach junki May 9, 2018