Jo/Vinnie for President

A term used to sarcastically mock the failure of one or two individuals. It is most commonly used in the game of "keep up the ball" in soccer when one of the participants allows the ball to make contact with the ground, or kicks the ball away. A 1! A 2! A 1 2 3 4!!!!!

Player Vinnie and Jo allows the ball to make contact with ground and participants shout: "Jo/Vinnie for president!!!"

by gstary39 November 23, 2016

Jogger Jo-ment

Any moment where you feel the overwhelming urge to kill yourself.

“Call the suicide hotline. He’s having a Jogger Jo-ment”

by Failhir March 5, 2021

Jo Dee Messina

A Country singer, born in Holliston, Mass.

Jo De Messina's most recent hit was "My Give a Damn's Busted"

by Swarsfanatic May 14, 2005

Jo Bro Homo

When a guy REALLY like the Jonas Brothers, usually in a creepy stalker-fan fashion.

A: "We need one more guy for COD, should we call Alex?"

B: "No, hes busy. He went to the Jonas Brothers concert tonight."

A: "Ah, hes gone a Jo Bro Homo!"

by WiseWordsFromLemons August 11, 2010

lisa jo

This is a person who wants many kids. She hates baking and cooking. She does not like to give presents. Obsessed with tea.

Lisa Jo didn't want to bake for her daughter.

by EisbaerchenKT December 21, 2016

oh dah jo

Something someone on the brink of turning senial would say.

these fuckin kids are driving me nuts! OH DAH JO!

by Demon February 25, 2004

Jo Bro Special

The act of breaking up with your significant other via text message.

Taylor Swift got the the Jo Bro special from Joe Jonas.

by PDESIL April 21, 2010