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Israeli maths

When you respond to a 200 person hostage situation by mercilessly murdering over 7000 innocent civilians (mostly women and children)
This kid at school slapped me in the face today so I decided to apply a little Israeli maths and waited for him after school then broke every bone in his body, when his sister and friends came out I broke every bone in their body too. Totally served them up a little Israeli maths
by Fi_Winnie October 28, 2023
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israeled

To act like the victim 24/7, but is able to steal things that belongs to someone else.
Peter joined Hamed's pool party, despite not being invited. After the party ended and everyone left, Peter kicked Hamed out of his own house!

Hamed is yelling "I got israeled! Help!"

Don't be like Peter!
by ggreals November 4, 2023
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Israel

A religious ethnostate that americans like for some reason
Israel must stop the genocide NOW
by EKimLipse November 7, 2023
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Israeli-bot

A politician, journalist, or influencer who serves as a mindless mouthpiece for the genocidal Zionist Israeli propaganda machine
Rather than using his own mind, President Biden has revealed himself to be an Israeli-bot.

Numerous western media have switched from relying on human journalists to using Israeli-bots.

Instagram, Meta, and TikTok shadowban content about the Gazan genocide unless it's generated by Israeli-bots.
by Thinking_Millennial November 8, 2023
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Israeli Genocide Force

The Israeli Genocide Force, once known as the "Israeli Defense Force", is a militant terrorist group that murders babies, children, women, men, and civilians while calling this activity "self-defense"
The Israeli Genocide Force bombed the cancer floor of a children's hospital in Gaza.
The Israeli Genocide Force bombed multiple refugee camps in Gaza.
The Israeli Genocide Force bombed a Red Cross humanitarian aid truck in Gaza.
The Israeli Genocide Force bombed an ambulance carrying wounded people in Gaza.
The Israeli Genocide Force killed over 10,000 Palestinians in a month, 70% of whom were women and children.
The Israeli Genocide Force is supported by President Biden.
by Thinking_Millennial November 8, 2023
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Israeled

Genocide; A powerful state genociding a group of weak people who are under their control all while still claiming victimhood.
On October of 2023 in history of the struggle for freedom, Palestinians have been israeled by the state of Israel.
by yaassyyr November 11, 2023
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Israeling

Here is how I would define that sentence in a dictionary style:

appropriation (uh-PRO-pree-AY-shun)
noun
Noun

The act of stealing possession or authorship of something and representing it as having always been one's own.
James *said something funny*
Tem: lol I’m Israeling this joke!
by Bagofbeaf November 12, 2023
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