dutch afterburner

The fine and mouth watering art of farting in your loved ones mouth and then have them erotically blow it back into your face

This lasagne smells terrific sweetheart, it reminds me of our wedding night when you gave me a Dutch afterburner

by Smelly tuna May 3, 2016

dutch teapot

When you rip a fart under the covers in bed and when you move the blankets the smell wafts up from under the covers like a noxious cloud of steam from the worlds rankest teapot.

I was cuddling in bed with my husband and when he rolled over, the blankets shifted and I got a Dutch teapot so bad I thought maybe something had crawled in bed with us and died.

by Petitchou August 16, 2016

dutch motel

A dutch oven with multiple men contributing and holding the covers over the woman, the more the merrier.

Man this girl was a freak, me and the boys gave her the old dutch motel over the weekend.

by Tarnag July 27, 2016

Dutch Box

When someone farts in the car with the windows up and doesn't roll them down.

Person 1: I don't want to bring him on the road trip.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: He's always dutch boxing.

by serialdutchboxer July 21, 2016

Dutch lantern

When someone cups their hand over their ass when they fart and then lifts it up and lights it in the palm of their hand

He lit a Dutch lantern after eating chili con carne

by St Francis Bay heroes December 26, 2016

Dutch Backslapper

When you take a sh*t in a Dutch toilet and it is so solid that it stands up only to collapse and smack the back of your ball sack as it falls, destroying everything in its path.

Johannes had eaten so much Pannenkoeken that the next time he took a sh*t he ended up getting a Dutch Backslapper.

by fijiwaterdrip April 1, 2023

Dutch lung

When you rip ass into someones cpap machine
Causing them to violently gag themselves awake.

A.my roomate was bein an asshole so i woke him up with the dutch lung
B.dude thats fuckin awesome!

by Pooneater900p February 17, 2022