An old ass dude, the oldest living cell on the planet, a very old person. A howard is an old, ancient, pre historic being.
Jaxson is a Howard. He is old as fuck.
by Franklin Howard March 12, 2024
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Nickname for the spineless and corrupt U.S. Secretary of Commerce appointed by the corrupt and incompetent Diaper Donald.
There goes Howard Buttlick, once again French-kissing the ass of Diaper Donald who just shit himself.
by LaughingAloud February 22, 2026
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Aide: Is the President finished meeting with the Attorney General?
Other Aide: Yes, send in Howard Nutlick immediately, Pam is so fucking sloppy. Wait, unless Patel is next.
Other Aide: Yes, send in Howard Nutlick immediately, Pam is so fucking sloppy. Wait, unless Patel is next.
by That One Dude With Cool Shoes March 14, 2026
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Urgh, I just stepped in something - I bet my dog has been Howard Carring again. I'll never get the cheesy smell of grandmother flavoured jam out of the carpet now!
by Erika Mustermann March 7, 2025
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