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Fire-Hosed

When you ejaculate while your penis is not erect causing the penis to flop around like a fire hose that someone let go of.
Guy1: Did you see Katy last night?
Guy2: Yeah, she looked so hot I fire-hosed in my pants!
by thefireman May 2, 2015
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Slovakian fire hose

A sexual act. It starts when a male partner jerks off into a liquid storage tank for a long about of time. One the desired amount of semen has been reached, a hose is attached to the container. The final step in to sneak up behind the partner, stick the hose in the unsuspecting partners ass, and put it on the “jet” setting. If all is done well, semen will travel up the partners digestive system and out of their mouth (and nose, if lucky). This can be used for fun or used as a home defense system.
Dude Andy was giving Cam a Slovakian Fire Hose last night! Cams small intestine ruptured though, but it was still funny
by Jumpinthesky09 June 1, 2024
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Hosing out the outhouse

Summer lost the bet to Jackie, so he is going to be hosing out the outhouse
by JackieBuckner79 December 7, 2017
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Thirst hose

Stop playing with your thirst hose, Bobby.
by Music Club December 13, 2018
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Wankin' The Hose

When you go to a hoe's house, and commit dubious acts, such as foghorning, and doing real monkey (nigga) stuff.
Dude, yesterday I was totally Wankin' The Hose at this boss's house!
by JasonBourneTheSecond March 1, 2025
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