Heaving been purposely given an ear worm by someone else with the sole intent of leaving a song stuck in your head. If you've been hook eared you've taken the ear worm bait!
Colleague keeps dropping lines from a song into conversation throughout the day.
At the end of the day you're whistling the tune, and realise you've been hook eared.
*Colleague twists moustache like an old timey movie villain.*
At the end of the day you're whistling the tune, and realise you've been hook eared.
*Colleague twists moustache like an old timey movie villain.*
by Dale Tucker November 19, 2018

by DrPrepper February 16, 2017

by StiffNick November 1, 2003

when a pubescent boy/Adult male masturbates to the degree in which their penis has a distinct curve to the right direction.
"Hahaha have you ever seen Steve's nudes?!"
"No, why?"
"He has the largest right hook, he must beat his meat near five times per day!"
"No, why?"
"He has the largest right hook, he must beat his meat near five times per day!"
by SwitchHitter18 May 2, 2015

Hooking Down is when you hook up with someone below your social grade, be it in looks, popularity or overall personality. Hook downs are generally done due to uncontrollable horniess, rebounds, depression or revenge.
by YouandWhoseArmy March 5, 2009

The evil one handed pirate in Peter Pan. He lost his hand to a crocodile while he was holding a clock. The crocodile still stalks him to this very day.
by chozoelder July 7, 2004

A sexual act in which the woman and man are having sex doggy style. The man, without telling the woman, switches to anal sex. While doing so he fish hook her mouth, causing her to lift her head and chest skyward while making a sound like a dolphin "uh uh, uh uhh"
by Darth Soldier July 19, 2017
