male infantile homosexuality

a disorder in male babies that makes the baby refuse to latch on to their mother’s breasts. This is common in premature babies who were in the NICU after they are born. See, gay men hate breasts, while straight men like them. So if a male baby doesn’t suck on their mom’s breasts, they are gay.
I diagnose your baby with male infantile homosexuality

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by Kanye Southeast November 18, 2023
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Homosexual Siren

A person, who is a male, who is trying to lure a straight male from being in love with females to changing their ways of a "straight male" to being in love with males. They use words such as, "Hey daddy", "Hey pretty" and "How are you baby girl". If the plan is a success, they turned the straight male into a homosexual. You can stop them from being trapped by saying the sentences, "I am not gay, I am straight and I only like women" and "I do not feel comfortable with you saying things like that, please stop". If you say these sentences, they become weak, the more you say the sentences, the more weaker they'll become.
Friend (Homosexual Siren): Hey daddy.
Friend (Not a Homosexual Siren): Dude how many times do I have to tell you!? I am not gay, I am straight and I only like women!
Friend (Homosexual Siren): Woah calm down!
by Eldarion7713 November 28, 2023
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The Homosexual Squat

Sitting/squatting with your legs together, arms at your sides, back slightly arched but otherwise good posture. It's a compact pose.
"Oh no, Mikey's doing the homosexual squat again."

"Fellas, is it gay to sit?"
"Only if you're doing the homosexual squat like Nicole over there."
by nic.mp3 March 20, 2024
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Schrödinger's Homosexual

A person who only acts gay if people take it as a joke
Mark: broooooo i'd fuck the shit outta you my g
Carl: bro r u gay
Mark: nah bro jk, jk
Carl: are you Schrödinger's Homosexual by any chance?
by ff69 April 27, 2024
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Homosexual Hammered

When a heterosexual gets so drunk they want to experiment
Dude what happened last night?
You got Homosexual Hammered and started making out with a random guy
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a very fancy, almost scientific sounding and unneccessarily long version of the word "bromance". use only for pretentious purposes.
Dudebro 1: "Dude, is it weird that I like to kiss my homies goodnight?"
Dudebro 2: "Nah, man, everyone does that. The polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men is actually a thing."
by ghost.png February 02, 2024
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HOMOSEXUAL ENTRAPMENT

SSEX BY M2M where one PARTIES and other doesn't

You all seen SUCK ON MY ASSH0LE rated TW0 AND A HALF.PED0PHILE.VENETIAN.
AS PUT ARR0WS IN THE P0RN

Through FABRICATION ALIBI to turn a NATURAL HOMOSEXUAL against the entire GAY COMMUNITY
ANAL ALAN is a SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL and not only that everybody gets to see his PORNO , SUCK 0N MY ASSH0LE with CARL HUBAY which then if he refuses TO PARTY WITH YOU as use HOMOSEXUAL ENTRAPMENT by utilizing blackmail ALAN I WALDMAN as we will eventually TRESPASS him because nobody wants a JEWISH FAGG0TS C0PR0PHILE PED0PHILE around especially us FAMILY BISEXUALS married with children and babies where eventually HOMOSEXUAL ENTRAPMENT in place

SO here is DARK ANAL ALAN saying I will party with you as this PED0PHILE is so hard up for SEX have him setup for HOMOSEXUAL ENTRAPMENT as remember the CUE , when he is SUCKING YOUR ASS as soon as HE BLOWS YOUR ASSH0LE KISSES bust his ASS for methylamphetamine use and possession as put in his LUGGAGE.

PARTY need money to get their DRUG FIX if they are LAP DOG ZOMBIES as they are lying and will never tell the truth to ALAN I WALDMAN as knows THIS FACT and this is the CRUX OF THE PROBLEM of this more than HOMOSEXUAL ENTRAPMENT which is the recording artist LADY GAGA is inflicting to her LITTLE MONSTERS WOULD GAGA SCHIZOPHRENIA and it works like this LADY GEORGIA GEORGIA , wood cleaner RELATES TO RAY CHARES as blind him in the shower I let him use at EL CAMINO AND CALIFORNIA my apartment as we don't like JEWS the BLACK HOMOSEXUAL so STEPHANIE is street where CELINE lives GAYS BOWEL down to, JOANNE by the MICHAEL NESMITH a monkey with the ME AND MY MONKEY ROBBIE WILLIAMS as well as ANGELina and finally KINTRACT CONTRACT GERMonotta
by DEMONSTRATIVE DEMONICS April 24, 2022
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