Homer Simpson Syndrome

When a wife consciously or subconsciously considers her husband stupid, or oafish. She does not respect her husband. She lacks faith in her husband's ability to lead. It can be brought on by financial hardships, infedelity, the opinions of others outside the marriage, and western culture among other things and can be present prior to marriage. Occasionally, it is laying dormant from prior relationships.
Symtoms include:

Disagreement with any point the husband brings up whether it be for future plans, current events or general opinion on any given subject without logical counterpoint.

Vague answers to questions where the answer is obvious are rendered simply to be in disagreement.

Public acts of insubordination.
Belligerent verbal or physical assaults.

The therapist told her that she had developed a severe case of Homer Simpson Syndrome after her husband lost his job.

by CYLAIS September 17, 2023

Beans said Homer.

“Beans” said Homer. comes from the children’s book Who’s the Pest A Homer Story. Homer is the main character in the book and would always respond to situations with his catchphrase “Beans”. But when you use the slang reference in conversation it’s said altogether “beans said Homer”. It exclaims disappointment or frustration.

Person A: Your car insurance is probably gonna go be a of your car accident.

Person B: Beans said Homer.

by RashodSmith May 14, 2019

Homebrew

A friend who is a Jewish wigger.

My homebrew bought me Beastie Boy tickets for Hanukkah.

by McLovin - the sexy hamburger September 27, 2007

No homer

A postscript to be added after questionably claiming your sports team is better than most people think.

I know we lost our best linebacker, but we're still going to win the Super Bowl this year. No homer.

by SBN ATL August 29, 2010

Homer

The best character on the television show The Simposons. Note that anyone that has like the past 3 seasons of The Simpsons is an idiot.

First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.

by Elitist December 30, 2003

Pulling a Homer

Doing something stupid, in reference to Homer Simpson

Oh dam i just pulled a Homer.

by Gumba June 29, 2005

HoverRound

A device used to transport people who cannot walk for themselves.

Slang for a person who dates someone of a much younger age.

It is also fun to substitute other words to yell, like "Drinkaround!" or "Smokearound" or "Cuparound!"

I was at the casino and this old lady kept hitting me in the back of the legs with her HoverRound... I spat on her kitten sweatshirt.

There goes Kara with her boyfriend... HOVERROUND!!!!!

Let's SMOKEAROUND!

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003