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wi-fi hobo

When a circumstance such as a forgotten deadline or apathetic apartment management causes you to need to roam the streets in search of a wi-fi signal to work on projects or assignments.
a) Fuck! I forgot that I needed to submit that rough draft by noon! I'm going to have to ditch class to sit outside the coffee shop with my computer being a wi-fi hobo.

b) If my apartment doesn't have the internet working by tomorrow, I'm going to choke a baby, or at least call my dad's lawyer and start a breach of contract suit. Until then, I'm stuck being a wi-fi hobo. :'-(
by squareforceone September 10, 2009
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fluffing the hobo

(v) Preparing a homeless person's dick for a porn shoot.
After striking out at the bar, I went downtown and had to settle for fluffing the hobo.
by Austin Pealy December 3, 2007
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hobo

hobo = Home Owner Bought Out

it is the acronym for people from 'the Great Depression' who lost their homes when the banks called their loans due (as per the terms of the loan).

All legal, but totally sucks.

Has come to mean many things, mainly derogatory.
Bank: "Mr. Smith, your loan has come due and we are not able to extend you any more credit."

Mr. Smith: "What can I do? The plant closed, my kids are sick and my wife ran off with the ex-plant manager."

Bank: "That's not our problem. Leave or the Sherif will remove you."

Mr. Smith: "Well kids, it's off to the poor house for you, Daddy's a hobo now."

Kids: Boo, hoo. . . .
by JP4u November 17, 2009
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hobofied

a creation made by max g. or cody s.
crappy/cool
that ring is so hobofied!
by cody September 11, 2003
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hobo-sexual

a person who enjoys the sexual company of a homeless man or woman.
by mad1 April 16, 2005
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hobosex

1) Dirty sex.
2) Sex in the streets.
3) The kind of sex hobos have.
1) I had a lot of hobosex last night.
2) We couldn't wait to get home so we had hobosex.
3) I saw two bums across the street having hobosex.
by EMRAT February 18, 2003
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hoboerotic

Love between a man and a hobo, male or female, or hobo-on-hobo sex. Also, men getting together and hanging out can be considered hoboerotic if a penis is shown or if raw skin touches willingly.
1)I went downtown last night. Let's just say it was "hoboerotic!"

2)I saw two hobos goin at it. Man, that sure was hoboerotic.

3)I stayed the night at Austin's last night. Things may have gotten a little too hoboerotic for my tastes.
by tehMunky February 27, 2005
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