Holding

The art of not looking at the charts every other second

"i'm holding $michi , didn't even check the chart today"

by @belac April 20, 2024

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Hilling

Guys be jacking it, girls be jilling it, and the trans be hilling it. The act of masturbating your mutilated transgenitals.

Jack turned to Jill and went to hill, and he hasn’t stopped hilling since.

by Chimp-Arm April 25, 2024

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Hiding

When you get your ass beat so hard you go into "Hiding".

- Boy: "Dad grabbed the belt and gave Eugene a fucking hiding!"
- Dad: "Watch your language cunt, or I'll give you a hiding too!".

- Hoodlum: "Oi watch this bro, I'll step this cunt out and give him a hiding"

by Meat Sweat Mike June 3, 2024

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Holding your kids hostage

Right!? It's totally like that!

Hym "It's like I'm holding your kids hostage... In a house where the door is WIDE open and my demands are... To not have my rights perpetually violated and to be paid for my own labor and property... And instead of, like, tying your kids up... I'm, like, not even watching them at all... And it's YOUR HOUSE.... And you're there in the house with me and can get me to leave whenever you want... And I'm giving YOU the ransom money... And I literally built you your own robot butler... Like... Literally. I literally allowed for robot butler to be an actual possibility IN OUR LIFETIME... ME! And your kid thinks I'm cooler than you... And I AM! AND! And... I don't want to be there... But I DO have a knife though and will stab the absolute piss out of everybody!"

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

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Holding a loaf

when you have to take a massive shit during a video call and you can’t get off camera. It is often accompanied by signs of physical distress or appeasement.

I was on a management meeting the other day and my cousin appeared to be stroking something. Come to find out, he was trying to calm his dog who was holding a loaf and needed a run around the block to drop wolf bait.

by Mashpee Sal March 12, 2025

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