Header

to do sumthing unthinkably messed up like stay up all nite fiddling wit a hobbits gooch while stroking ur cremange stik.

Yo i was up all nite with this hairy crab called jane last nite it was totally f****n header man.

by Nakkie November 22, 2004

Heater

Someone who plays Need For Speed: Heat.

Ever since Need For Speed: Heat has just been released last week, I become a total heater and cannot stop playing.

by Justicewithtacosandweed December 16, 2019

heater

when its hot outside and you rub your balls then run someones face (primarily around the upper lip/ nose area)

while at vegas jesse gave sergio a heater

by sergiosdaddy October 23, 2008

heater

Noun-- A hot woman who dresses too young for her age.

Did you see how short Joe's mother's skirt was? It looked good, but she's a heater!

by Neiman Marcus Red October 8, 2004

Hamburger Helper

An awful meat substitute.

Hamburger helper is as shitty as Spam as a meat substitute.

by Adam RD November 29, 2006

heater

fully automatic weapon ONLY

by mikethebike May 31, 2003

Helper-fry

The pointy, clean french fry used to relinquish the other fries trapped under the mound of ketchup.

Person 1: "Dude. there are still fries under the ketchup."
Person 2: "Use a Helper-fry!"

by Matt and Joe August 6, 2008