Charlie's "Hartney Helmet" prevents him from participating in sexual acts with all but the largest farm animals.
by Anonymous April 3, 2003
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Random person:That HARTOFILLIS kid man what a creep.
T:...So I slept with Hartofillis because im a fat ugly chick and hes bad in bed.
T:...So I slept with Hartofillis because im a fat ugly chick and hes bad in bed.
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A particular individual whom partakes in a number of homo-sexual acts.
Hartley- Respresents the amount of affection and love he put into these acts.
Fruit- Respresents the lack of fear to use inaimate objects during these acts. (Occasionally breaks limbs of other individuals, including his own parents)
Ocasionally hartley and fruit can be seperated to have each individual meaning. If someone or an object is refered to as a hartley, they show extreme idiotic behaviour. Of which anyone who was relatively normal would find extremely annoying to the point of physical violence.
Hartley- Respresents the amount of affection and love he put into these acts.
Fruit- Respresents the lack of fear to use inaimate objects during these acts. (Occasionally breaks limbs of other individuals, including his own parents)
Ocasionally hartley and fruit can be seperated to have each individual meaning. If someone or an object is refered to as a hartley, they show extreme idiotic behaviour. Of which anyone who was relatively normal would find extremely annoying to the point of physical violence.
Person1: OH MY GOSH, SHUT UP! YOU'RE A COMPLETE HARTLEY!
Person1: Hey? Are you a hartley fruit?
Person2: Yeah! along as you're not a complete Hartley!
Person1: Hey whats your name?
Person2: Matthew?
Person1: YOU'RE HARTLEY
Person1: Hey? Are you a hartley fruit?
Person2: Yeah! along as you're not a complete Hartley!
Person1: Hey whats your name?
Person2: Matthew?
Person1: YOU'RE HARTLEY
by Wardy949 June 16, 2011
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An unhygienic person who sucks their thumb.
Also their farts are classed as a nuclear gas.
An unhygienic person who sucks their thumb.
Also their farts are classed as a nuclear gas.
"Hey look at that Liam Hartnell, he is a natural Hartnell who sucks his thumb and has farts that are nuclear"
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The peace and quiet of the morning was shattered by the arrival of a large group of leather clad Hartards, hell bent on disrupting the heterosexual normalcy of the little town.
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