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Derived from the gr33k language...sucks at video games, an ugly old bastard with no friends and no life who creeps on little boys for fun. Likes only ugly fat chicks or little boys, but likes to play EEEEEEEeeeeeeee baseball!!! Lousy in bed.
Random person:That HARTOFILLIS kid man what a creep.
T:...So I slept with Hartofillis because im a fat ugly chick and hes bad in bed.
T:...So I slept with Hartofillis because im a fat ugly chick and hes bad in bed.
by micro88matt February 25, 2011
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