Hard dick

To give it to someone straight no matter the consequences.

Tom: "What do you think of this food"
Jim: "Do you want the hard dick?"
Tom: "yes I spent a while cooking it I want the truth!"
Jim: "it's fucking horrible."

by Bighate March 3, 2015

hard core porn

very heavy pornography or pictures of naked people. hard core simply means that the photos show the act of sex or has the sexual acts.

i love to see hard core porn, its almost like the real thing

by Siddalee February 7, 2003

Hard Cocking

Being penetrated by a hard penis; having sex with a hard penis.

Last night, my boyfriend hard cocked me.
I hope he hard cocks me tonight.
I'm hard cocking her tonight.

by Morgette January 1, 2012

Hard Dick And Bubblegum

when your only relations with a female is to have sex or give her your erectile penis and a piece of chewing gum

i dont love these hoes all they get is Hard Dick And Bubblegum

by Randy [Blur] Robbins April 21, 2006

Hard Floppy

Otherwise known as a 3½ Floppy Disk. Don't be mistaken - the magnetic disk that holds data is "floppy", even though the outside plastic casing is hard. They just wanted to confuse you.

I like to insert a nice hard floppy into my computer's awaiting slot.

by TooCrooked August 30, 2003

Hard-Fi

An individual who lives for the weekend i.e. they spend their wages on getting drunk and pulling people in clubs that play popular music. About 90% of the British population between the ages of 15 and 30.

Look at that group of Hard-Fis over there. Let us separate ourselves from their mindless normality.

I pulled this hot girl in Fifth Ave last night.
Was she a Hard-Fi?
Yeah, obviously. It was a club.

by capodeicapi April 3, 2008

hard-on for

To have an out-of-proportion vindictiveness toward someone or out-of-proportion desire to crush someone (metaphorically or literally). The person with the out-of-proportion feeling or the person on the receiving end of the feeling is usually male, but not necessarily so. Generally used with the preposition for.

God, Mark has a real hard-on for Eddie after Eddie got promoted over him.

That bitch, Katy, has a hard-on for Esther because she stole Katy's guy.

by dockrrrk October 19, 2012