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New Hampshire

The worst possible state in the country. No one has heard of it. It has long, cold, boring winters and a miniscule summer, if you blink, you miss it. We have about two actually famous people from here, the rest are has-beens and soap stars. If you want to vacation, don't come here. If your a leaf peeper, go to Mass, at least they have Boston. I truly is the epitome of a sucky state.
Guy 1: I'm from New Hampshire
Guy 2: Is that in Canada?
Guy 1: No, Its a state
Guy 2: Oh one of the small ones.
Guy 1: Yeah..
Guy 2: Sucks to be you.
by Bubzy17 January 5, 2011
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New Hampshire

A boring state that sucks. The only good things about living there is how you're not taxed to death like Massachusetts or run by an asshole like New York.
by Anonymous August 20, 2003
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Hampster Dink

A very small penis, probably the size of a hampsters
by larry April 28, 2003
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Hamps

A word used in New Zealand most commonly in TGA decribing someone who is just straight up Mud/Ugly very displeasing to the eye.
*Post on Instagram*
Comment P1: "Styla butha"
Comment P2: "That's all you butha @P1
Comment P3: "@P1 Eh you liar he's fkn Hamps G
by JRawiri November 22, 2016
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crappy hamper

1.) A happy camper gone crappy.
2.) A hamper that has crap at the bottom of it.
3.) The United Nations.
4.) A person who's a slut but still doesn't know how to do anything still.
1.) Thats one camper gone crappy!
2.) I hate this crappy hamper my grandma gave me for christmas.
3.) I hate that stupid crappy hamper in New York that our president likes.
4.) She was one crappy hamper last night.
by cherry March 12, 2004
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new hampshire

One of the most interesting states in the nation, where just about everything is legal and everyone who isn't white gets pulled over and beaten the moment they cross the border. The weather sucks, but it looks nice in the summer time and not having sales tax is nice as well. Unfortunately, the smart people don't live in New Hampshire, but in the surrounding states near the borders and drive into New Hampshire to shop and return home to live in more affordable areas. It's got some pretty sick roads, which are unfortunately polluted by residents not knowing how to drive their Subarus, see also maine. Overall, one of those states that looks nice in a book or magazine, but you'd never want to visit.
Guy 1-New Hampshire sure is nice in the fall

Guy 2-Whats a New Hampshire?
by SpewingChunks September 6, 2005
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The Hamptons

An overrated, middle-class community on the eastern tip of Long Island, full of shuttered xenophobes who dislike anyone who's not "local" and have a particular disdain for City residents who vacation there in the summer. They think that dealing with "cidiots" each summer is bad? Try dealing with troublemaking Long Island trash every WEEKEND. At least New Jersey and Westchester kids are reasonably well-behaved.
If someone is acting up in the bar or club I'm in, there's an 85% chance that he's from the suburbs.

If he's from the suburbs, there's a 60% chance that he's from Long Island.

If he's from Long Island, there's a 100% chance that he's a lidiot.
by F the Hamptons in the A May 20, 2005
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