pie-hole

Noun. Mouth, i.e., the hole you ought to be using for eating (pie). From the British slang, cake-hole.

Shut your pie-hole! Seriously, man, just stop talking!

by Jenn Frank September 23, 2005

slit hole

The small hole at the end of a penis. It comes in various sizes. This is where urine and jizz missiles fly out of.

My mom slid a credit card through my slit hole.

by Mohammed Mohammed May 28, 2007

ALBERT POOH HOLES

The correct pronunciation of Albert Pujols, the greatest current baseball player.

The Kansas City Royals were too dumb to draft Albert Pooh Holes, even as he went to high school and community college in our 'burbs.

by andy1 July 1, 2006

fart hole

The hole inbetween your butt cheeks. At certain times of the day, your fart hole will "exhale" or "throw up". It is also a funnier more creative way of saying asshole.

1. That bitch is gettin' it right up her fart hole

2. A boy wakes up with a painful fart hole, a handful of quarters, and no recollection of last night.

by chicken_mc'_snicklefritz March 6, 2011

haley

A “Haley” is a woman of exceptional beauty, both inside and out. She is a tall drink of water, perched on endless legs with a supermodel body and hot, Eurochick looks. Sharp-featured and sharp-witted. A remarkable combination of angles and curves that pleases the eye in the same way that the infamous Golden Mean excites and calms. Exercise caution in her presence: The oceans of her blue eyes have sucked down better men than you. Her pale skin is smooth as alabaster, milky-white in its unsullied condition, muscles giving shape and form throughout. Her blonde hair drifts in light breezes and rewards anyone lucky enough to touch it with a laquer paintbrush richness and depth. In her hands and feet reside the magic of graceful movement, granted by lovely structure and length. Most astonishing though, is her loving spirit that sends out its own radar and bounces back to her, magnified and informative. Her soul is on free flight. Her love is powerful and unafraid. She will change your perception of yourself and everything around you. She is not for the feint of heart. Heaven forbid she ever smiles at you; once bitten, forever smitten. And should you delight in the sound of her laughter, you’d do well to remember the Sirens of ancient Greece who called many a man to shipwreck.

If you ever love a haley–and are loved back by one–consider yourself the luckiest person in the universe.

by lucagelfi November 15, 2010

Bullet Hole Bum Fuck

A Bullet Hole Bum Fuck is where a person shoots another person with a gun, and then fucks the corpse in the bullet hole.

PJ: "Hey Joey, did you see that story on the news last night?"

Joey: "Nope, what was it about?"

PJ: "This crazy ass old man shot another guy in the head, then fucked him in the bullet hole!"

Joey: "HOLY SHIT! that is crazy!"

PJ: "Your damn right it is!"

Joey: "Now that's what you call a Bullet Hole Bum Fuck."

by Doughboii_Swagg January 25, 2010

e-hole

(n.)
(1) Anyone who rips you off via the internet
(2) Anyone who posts know-it-all, irritating, or bullying messages on internet bulletin boards

syn. flame, flamer, ass hole

1. I bought a cell phone off of ebay two weeks ago, but that e-hole never sent me my phone.

2. That e-hole is always flaming on this bulletin board.

by brian in lansing October 2, 2005