Thinks he can match people, but is fairly
incompetent. Is a dry texter, with an interest in golf, because it was recently found, that he has no mates. A Harry will typically come into your life with the sole purpose of annoying you. He will appear in the strangest of situations. I would recommend locking your door at night before having sex. Despite this, a Harry will often get into
shenanigans. Word of caution if your name is Harry, sleep with one eye open as you could very well get a bucket of piss thrown on you.
A Harry is typically a heavy drinker, with precious little in terms of
interesting features - Harrys often have a very low alcohol tolerance, regardless of how much they drink; be careful around him or he might threaten to strap your relatives to fireworks.
Harrys are not known for their sense of
imagination, direction, or musical talent. When an accusation is passed his way, a Harry is very quick to jump on the defensive.
If you witness a Harry approaching, start running in the opposite direction immediately, and don't look back.
"Time seemed to stand still as they lost themselves in
each other. Harry's fingers tangled in Jodie's hair, pulling her closer, deepening
the kiss. Jodie's arms wrapped around him, pulling him in as close as
possible, their bodies pressed against each other."
