Guidneck

A truck-driving Texan who embraces the New Jersey lifestyle. Usually, with dyed orange skin and a very tight t-shirt packed with steroid built muscles.

I hate the Guidnecks who live next door to me. Each week they have a Jersey Shore watching party. Maybe they should move to Jersey?

by AustinShredman February 11, 2010

guido

faggot guys that are italian and wear wifebeaters and have very small penis'

mikey's spiked hair makes him look guido

by spf09 October 5, 2007

guido

someone from the south shore of staten island ..... spiky hair, orange skin from hours of tanning, and freshly waxed eyebrows are the only way to describe them.... not to mention their "accent" which is not even an accent just a poor attempt to sound like their from brooklyn or like their black, oh and don't let the rest of staten island get a bad rap because of the guido, fake south shore. Not all italian staten islanders are guidos just the ones who choose to be.

Guido A: hey browsky u goin clubbin tonight
Guido B: yea man i just got new spinnaz on my bmw, the bitc*es are gonna love ' em.
Guido A: nice, before we go you want to go stop by the tanning loft then get out eyebows waxed?
Guido B: YOU KNOW IT!

by NorthShorian March 27, 2008

glider

1) A very light aircraft, also called sailplane without engine thrust. It needs to be lifted up by a small prop aircraft. Once it is at a sufficent altitude, the cable used for lifting up is detached from its nose and the glider flies freely. In order to maintain its altitude, glider pilots use to catch the so called lifting or ascending windstreams, usually generated by hot air moving up to clouds, and mountainous landscapes.

2)Usually told about an aircraft who has lost any thrust because of engine failure or running out of fuel.

1) "A good pilot should be able to fly gliders (sailplanes) before he flies an engine airplane."

2) "DELTA 2, Bingo fuel! RTB"
...after a while...
"DELTA 2, we're gliders!"
"BASE to DELTA 2, uncorrect, you're fucked up!"

by DoctorFred February 25, 2007

guido

Guidos live mostly in New Jersey and New York but usually come from Italian backgrounds, but most are "wanna bee guidos" which come from other backgrounds like Brizilan. You can tell who is a guido by their outfits. They wear headbands, have spikked hair, use way too much hair spray, wear ripped jeans, roll up their jeans, and sometimes even have earrings. (They look absolutely gross all the time)They usually inhabit the local clubs such as club abyss, and while they're there they usually frolic a lot. Guidos also don't travel alone. They usually have a whole possy of friends which many call "a pack of guidos." Guidos usually think they are all that but they really are not at all.

herkulano and danny.
they are examples of "wanna bee guidos" who come from Brazilan backgrounds.

made with absolutely no love

by two hotties who dislike guidos very much :] March 6, 2007

guido

A person who wears tight popped collared shirts either burgundy or white, and always unbuttoned to show off their chest, and wears nike boots with tight designer jeans. Prefers techno music at the club. Also, always had a black beanie handy. Coming from an Italian descent.

guidoItalian new york new jerseygreasy

by nickbuccola<3newyork March 17, 2009

NINJA Gaiden

The disrespectful act of sneaking up naked, on an unsuspecting woman during sex, bending over and farting in her face while she has her eyes closed, disappearing before shes opens them leaving her no choice but to ask "what was that?'' this will only count if someone is fucking her and she is face up, also for best results her head should be slightly hanging off the bed.

last night davenport and I ran a train on this army chick and while he was fucking her I pulled a ninja gaiden.

this chick was so stupid I had my boy pull a ninja gaiden on her.

while pence was having sex with his girl I ran in there real quick and pulled a ninja gaiden

by siscarface June 3, 2010