A guido has another less common meaning than that of an Italian guy who wears FUBU.
A guido is also a half grown moustache commonly found upon the upper lips of adolescent or high-school kids who think that because they can grow facial hair they are real cool. Unfortunately, this does not work out, no matter how hard that person tries. It looks really ugly and pisses some people off a whole lot.
A guido is also a half grown moustache commonly found upon the upper lips of adolescent or high-school kids who think that because they can grow facial hair they are real cool. Unfortunately, this does not work out, no matter how hard that person tries. It looks really ugly and pisses some people off a whole lot.
"Hey dude," said Joey. "Do you like my new beard? Tight, huh? Huh? Huh?"
"Get over yourself," responded James. "You can't grow a beard now and you won't be able to for another ten years. Shave that fucking guido off your face, you fucking mess. You look like shit."
"Get over yourself," responded James. "You can't grow a beard now and you won't be able to for another ten years. Shave that fucking guido off your face, you fucking mess. You look like shit."
by Jamboni December 28, 2005
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Guy 1: Last night my dick just wasn't going in!
Guy 2: You should've used the guiding tube. It works every time.
Guy 2: You should've used the guiding tube. It works every time.
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Get the guido mug.1.One whose family is descended from Puerto Rico (Bronx) and Italy (Jersey Shores)
2.A mixture of a Boricua and Guido
3.A 5' female from Long Island who acts like a white girl, dances like Latin and takes shit from no one! In other words, Awesome! Better yet... Legendary!
2.A mixture of a Boricua and Guido
3.A 5' female from Long Island who acts like a white girl, dances like Latin and takes shit from no one! In other words, Awesome! Better yet... Legendary!
Omg girl! look at that girl Ellie! she is such a Guido Rican!
Wasn't that Guido Rican in that Daddy Yankee music Video? Damn that girl could shake her ass!
Who would like Reggaeton and Rock? I'll tell you who! a Guido Rican!
Wasn't that Guido Rican in that Daddy Yankee music Video? Damn that girl could shake her ass!
Who would like Reggaeton and Rock? I'll tell you who! a Guido Rican!
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Get the parental guidance mug.A person of mixed Polish and Italian decent, usually having an Italian father and Polish mother. They normally have brown wavy hair which is always gelled, thick eyebrows that must be groomed until the age of 45, light olive skin, big thumbs and toes, and very hairy arms and legs. Although mixed themselves, they are just as racist as a full-blooded Pole or Italian and mostly identify with other Guidaks, Russians, Greeks, and yes, African Americans, even though their full-blooded grandparents can't stand them. They are one of the most hard-headed nationalities around that will argue something to the point that you no longer even care what the issue is. A large population of them exist in LoveJoy, South Buffalo NY. Don't blast rap in these neighborhoods if you're driving through; even though the kids don't mind, their parents are all oldschool.
That guidak hooted and hollared til he was blue in the face, so I said alright, I'll make the pierogis with meat sauce instead.
by Maddmann Marius July 7, 2009
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