Guff

Can mean whatever you want it to mean and when people ask you gotta say it’s an Arkansa thing

What the guff? Or I’m about to guff!

by Kankanmop June 27, 2024

guffing

Guffing is when you cuck your grandpa by interacting in sexual intercourse with your grandma right in front of him

I’m gonna guff you. I was guffing my best friends grandpa.

by Snailgiver12 January 9, 2025

Guff Fuckler

A Guff Fuckler is someone who is under the height of 5 Foot 6 (167 cm), greasy long hair and are usually an overall unhygienic and dirty person.

"Chris is such a Guff Fuckler"

by TB50Cal January 18, 2025

Guffawcalypse

Guffawcalypse

Noun

The silver lining in the end of the world, from the fifth horseman of the apocalypse. Should be voiced by Gilbert Gottfried, wearing makeup for the last remake of The Joker, cackling and wheezing.

Giant meteor, meet Guffawcalypse.

by Mencken's Ghost February 7, 2025

Guffawcalypse

Guffawcalypse

Noun

The silver lining in the end of the world, from the fifth horseman of the apocalypse. Should be voiced by Gilbert Gottfried, wearing makeup for the last remake of The Joker, cackling and wheezing.

Giant meteor, meet Guffawcalypse.

by Mencken's Ghost February 7, 2025

Guffawcalypse

Guffawcalypse

Noun

The silver lining in the end of the world, from the fifth horseman of the apocalypse. Should be voiced by Gilbert Gottfried, wearing makeup for the last remake of The Joker, cackling and wheezing.

Giant meteor, meet Guffawcalypse.

by Mencken's Ghost February 7, 2025

Gumfers

A pair of gumboots that have been cut down to ankle height, giving them the appearance of loafers.

It was too hot for gumboots, so Mike (Undies) cut them down into gumfers and wore them on the tractor all summer.

by gravelroad January 18, 2026