A german sit up is when you pick a kid (usually an prick)and ask him if he can do a german sit up. If he says "yea i can" tell him to lay down, blind-fold the kid and hold his shoulders down.
Now here is the fun part, get a friend to sqaut with his pants pulled around his ankles and put your butt in front of the kids face. Now the people who are holding him down let go of the kid - resulting with the kids face ending up in the sqauters ass.
Now here is the fun part, get a friend to sqaut with his pants pulled around his ankles and put your butt in front of the kids face. Now the people who are holding him down let go of the kid - resulting with the kids face ending up in the sqauters ass.
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(Plural: Sexy Germans)
Refers to certain "chosen" sexy people.
Do not have to be German, but must know one German word.
Examples of sexy German names: Taylor, Divya, Alissa. (Those are most common)
Sexy Germans usually live in the Burnaby area of BC, but also found in certain other places.
Mostly found in Canada.
Refers to certain "chosen" sexy people.
Do not have to be German, but must know one German word.
Examples of sexy German names: Taylor, Divya, Alissa. (Those are most common)
Sexy Germans usually live in the Burnaby area of BC, but also found in certain other places.
Mostly found in Canada.
Person 1: Wow! Have you seen Taylor, Alissa and Divya?
Person 2: Yeah! They are SO sexy!
Person 1: They must be Sexy Germans.
Person 2: Yeah! They are SO sexy!
Person 1: They must be Sexy Germans.
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Bavarian: I wish Bavaria would become an unique country so I don't have to see these idiots from above anymore.
German politican: I get a lot of money for sleeping in the Bundestag. What a fucking great job! But now I will continue forbidding the internet, because I don't know what it is - so it has to disappear.
German punk: When we see a crowd of neo-nazis we count them first and if there's only one guy more we run away. And we like a lot of beer.
German neo-nazi: When we see a crowd of punks we count them first and if there's only one guy more we run away. And we like a lot of beer.
German metalhead: Man, I hate casting shows, so where is the next Manowar concert?
German emo: I only look like this because it's modern. Cool, huh?!
German hiphop-fan: I am a real hardcore gangster. People laugh at me, but I don't know why...I'm so sad.
German mainstreamer: Everybody who doesn't look like me is freaky.
German Apple-fanboy: I like every band which starts with "The" and to wear scarfs the whole damn year.
German liberal: I love every country out there, and Germany makes me sick!
Me: omg
German politican: I get a lot of money for sleeping in the Bundestag. What a fucking great job! But now I will continue forbidding the internet, because I don't know what it is - so it has to disappear.
German punk: When we see a crowd of neo-nazis we count them first and if there's only one guy more we run away. And we like a lot of beer.
German neo-nazi: When we see a crowd of punks we count them first and if there's only one guy more we run away. And we like a lot of beer.
German metalhead: Man, I hate casting shows, so where is the next Manowar concert?
German emo: I only look like this because it's modern. Cool, huh?!
German hiphop-fan: I am a real hardcore gangster. People laugh at me, but I don't know why...I'm so sad.
German mainstreamer: Everybody who doesn't look like me is freaky.
German Apple-fanboy: I like every band which starts with "The" and to wear scarfs the whole damn year.
German liberal: I love every country out there, and Germany makes me sick!
Me: omg
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