touch grass

An insult used on people whose views of the world have deviated so far from reality that it makes you wonder, "Man, have they ever seen the real world? Do they ever go outside? Heck, do they even know what something as basic as grass feels like?"

"i'm dreamsexual uwu!! X3" "...go touch grass"

by peckneckpeople January 6, 2022

Come off the grass

To tell someone that they are not thinking straight and they need to get real!

(Frank)
Come off the grass, for heavens sake, there is no point debating the issue, it is illegal and therefore it is not the right thing to do.

by VICKI KARMA November 10, 2006

Grasshole

A type of male (or female if her testosterone level is high enough) that pleasures in douchebaggery and being a dick. It is a pronoun for the word "asshole" that you can use in public without fear of an elderly woman overhearing you and going into cardiac arrest.

Though the word stems from the lesser known Bruchenian dialect, grassholes now exist in every crevice of society. Even celebrities and presidents are douchebags these days, and the term "grasshole" provides the larger public a politically correct way of calling someone a fucktard.

Kanye West: Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you and Imma let you finish, but Beyonce had the best music video of all time.

Taylor Swift: (stands on stage, shocked)

Audience at home: Day-um. Kanye is a grasshole!

by Eight Tea Overrated November 7, 2010

grass hopper

pops up as soon as someone lights a joint

mikes such a grass hopper the only time u see him is when we smoke a joint

by larry, mike April 3, 2006

grass-cutter

A large rodent (rat) caught and raised for market sale in some African countries, mainly in the Northwestern ones {Ghana, Ivory Coast, Benin etc.), used to prepare a variety of dishes.

Lonely Planet backpacker Megan McCormick ate a grass-cutter in her stay in Ghana.

by Dino March 11, 2005

if there's grass on the pitch you can play

Referring to a young girl who has begun to develop secondary sexual characteristics, ie: pubic hair, hence making her fair game for sexual intercourse, regardless of her age.

Man 1: Wow, check this girl out
Man 2: Your sick man, she seems 14
Man 1: You know what they say:
"..if there's grass on the pitch you can play.."

by Bob Sider August 17, 2006

snake in the grass

the term refers to a long rolled out piece of bubble/full melt hash laid inside a joint or blunt. the hash, resembling a thick piece of spaghetti, usually a dark brown or black, is the "snake" in the marijuana "grass"

NOT recommended for novice smokers

W: "hold on a sec. im rolling the hash out. we gotta put the snake in the grass before we light it up"

J: "the snake. oh god. the snake will get you"

W: "the snake always gets you"

by my iq is 55 March 1, 2011