Labour Government

An extremely painful experience, similar to a lobotomy, that is likely to last up to 5 years, with mind numbing levels of taxation on workers and employers alike. The concept was started by some oddball called Ramsay MacDonald who was Prime Minister of a Labour minority government in 1924, but fortunately that bunch of losers only lasted for 9 months - phew! The second occasion that Ramsay MacDonald led a Labour Government between 1929 and 1931 conditions were so bad, it was called the Great Depression!

Yes, amazingly there's some bloke down our pub, who know's someone, who's friend's mother-in-law actually voted for this Labour Government - I know I didn't believe it either!

by Wasitpolad October 31, 2024

Government juice

The covid vaccine

I got fired from my job during lockdown for not getting the government juice

by Arcpelenka February 9, 2024

Government Shot

A type of small alcoholic beverage, taken as a shot with a 'back' to chase it, named for a conspiracy theory which posits that the U.S. government invented it as part of a health trend to get people to buy more vodka and pay more excise tax on liquors. The shot is usually taken as follows: 1-2 ounces of Vodka (usually Tito's gluten free) taken as a shooter, followed by a chaser mixing olive oil, turmeric, and Bragg's liquid amino. The sourness of the amino sometimes causes people to gag after the vodka, but if one can keep it down, the olive oil is supposed to help coat the stomach against the acidity and soak up some of the alcohol, preventing hangovers.

I went to Erewhon this morning with Tabither, and afterwards we went out on the Strip and took Government Shots all night- I mean, I've got a shoot tomorrow. I've gotta be fresh in the mornings, but I've gotta party, too. The Government is underrated.

by TitosVodRep1 November 25, 2018

Government

A bunch of lizard people who are trying to control us.

A: Who are you voting into office?
B: *Gasp* You believe in the government?

by HelpImHeldCaptiveByACrazyMan September 18, 2021

Chinese government

Has lots of unnecessary censorship and some strict laws that result in severe consequences.

I'm against the Chinese government

by 🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈 October 7, 2023

Governing

being fucky, making peoples lives harder, messing with your shit, etc

Anyway, President Obama is going to have to change his style of governing.

by eydsh August 7, 2018

Government

Elite ruling body of a state, territory or country who believes they are doing good by their people by oppressing them with often times pointless laws. This ruling body makes rules or laws that they expect regular citizens to follow with threat of monetary fines or jail time; however, Government officials almost always have loopholes for themselves that is often times exploited by this elite ruling body for monetary gain and to continue their rule of power.

Prior to nationwide announcements and lockdowns associated with the COVID-19 pandemic, US Government officials used their privileged knowledge to prevent monetary loss in their stock market portfolios.

The United States Federal Government continues to oppress their population with The War on Drugs by refusing to reschedule Marijuana. Although 24 of the 50 states have fully legalized marijuana, the federal government continues to oppress their population with clandestine laws.

by J to the S y'all March 14, 2022