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Strangling the goose

An aggressive style of masturbation whereby the penis is gripped and flogged so hard it gives the appearance of a small goose being strangled.
I walked in the changing room and Tony was in the corner frantically strangling the goose for a bit of quick relief before work.
by Fi69 May 2, 2020
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Goose Latin

You've probably never heard of it.

Like Pig Latin, Goose Latin is a generically juvenile code language that nobody can figure out. Here's how to speak it.

For example, you take the word: CITY. Separate the syllables.

CI-TY. Add these new syllables: LA-FI, or LI-FA, whatever sounds better, in between CI-TY, In that order. Thus, CILAFITY. (Pronounced: Sill-Uh-Fit-ee)
Thelafa calafat crolafossed thelefa streelafeet, andlafand thelen clilafimbed alafa treelafee. (The cat crossed the street, and then climbed a tree.)

Harrison: Dude, Goose Latin is for pussies.

Little Willy: GOOSE LATIN IS NOT FOR PUSSIES! IT"S COOL!!!! (Mumbling: 'Harlafarrison islafis alafa gaylafay asslafasshole.)
by Spatchmo July 23, 2009
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grey goose

way overpriced vodka drunk by pseudo connoisseurs.
9 out of 10 grey goose drinkers can't tell what's in their drink.
by fafaf00ley February 1, 2005
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loose as a goose

refering to the female vagina!! loose because of too much sexual play
by david forsyth March 10, 2003
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Goose Face

The most offensive name you can come up with, with the least amount of effort involved. Not as offensive as sluzbucket, but still does the job. Can be used to offend people of all ages.
Svetlana - Wow, Cornelius you're a real...*slight pause* Goose Face!
Cornelius - *scoff* Nice, Svetlana. That's real nice.
by Emily A4 Member October 7, 2008
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Mother Goosing

When you take a ice cold alcoholic beverage from the fridge, and it is to cold to drink, so you have to sit on the alcoholic beverage (Between the gouch) until it has reach the proper temperature to be consumed.
Erik was mother goosing his beer while he drank his other beer.
by Tony Gwags December 6, 2010
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Stuffed Goose

A sexual act where all the holes in a women are penetrated by a man's penis, with the exception of the nose holes. Therefore, you would have one vaginal, one in the mouth, and one in each each
Jane: Melissa, you look exhausted. How was that party last night? Any action with Jimmy?

Melissa: Yeah, I actually agreed to do a stuffed goose with Jimmy, his best friend Carl, and their two other friends Matt and Craig! It felt AWESOME being stuffed!
by Red Samurai Mike December 7, 2012
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