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goatee dick stain

someone who says retarded bullshit like "sometimes the things that arent real are realer then the things that are real"trey
by blah b;la June 9, 2010
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tots to meh goats

Jap 1: Omeggawdd that party was so much fun.
Jap 2: I know right! Tots to meh goats !
by Gabriel Louis Pyser November 22, 2011
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GoatseMobile

A very sexually appealing automobile, first seen on episode #204 of the snimated television show "Arthur".

This vehicle has the ability to travel at unspeakably slow speeds, the highest of those speeds only being one millimeter per month (1mm/Mn). For this reason, the GoatseMobile is usually only seen in museums...

This vehicle was first manufactured in 1909, and after only making six models, the company went completely bankrupt, because the creation of the driveshaft was inexplicably complicated...The main shaft was made of pure diamond, and contained thirteen different sets of cogs rotating at different speeds and sizes through the center of the shaft, which was what made it drive so slowly...

The company was later restarted in 2006 with a much less complicated design. The vehicles now have a maximum top speed of three billion miles per hour, which is the fastest ever for any vehicle or any other moving object... The company has been doing quite well, and is partnered with GoatFactory's Goat Factory in the Goatse department. The two are both owned by Michael Jackson, and that is where he received his incredible health...
Bob Goatse: My new GoatseMobile is teh shit!

David Blaine: Aww...I only have the 1909 model, it suxxes!

Bob Goatse: HAHAHAHA! LOL! N00B!
by The Incredible Goatse Face September 12, 2007
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The Mountain Goats

A horrible indie music group, in which the singers cannot sing.
Also severely disappointed that they really were not mountain goats.
Usually people named Betsy likes them.
Betsy- "Hey i've got the new The Mountain Goats Cd!"
by dooldool December 9, 2008
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GoatTenTanks

An odd mainframish name that sounds kind of like gutentag, so thats what I'm saying it means. GUTENTAG!
Random German Person: Gutentag!
by Cortho3 March 22, 2003
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goatsella

A goatse with the size of godzilla. Or maybe a goatse from godzilla? Maybe we should never know.
That wasn't a goatse, it was a Goatsella!
by nomeacuerdo November 29, 2013
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GoatTenTanks

Slang usage of the name Gotenks who is now know by MeTa on Worms World Party and Armegeddon.
/me pushes GoatTenTanks out a window and laughs as he falls ontop of the Cortho3
by MainFrame March 22, 2003
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