Safety Glazes

Protective glasses to prevent semen from getting into your eyes .

My friend Shane always keeps his safety glazes on when I'm around.

by LollipopTom December 7, 2020

Glazed Donut

verb- when you ejaculate on a pregnant woman’s stomach

Guy: Aw dude my wife is pregnant!

Other guy: Aw dude congrats!!
Guy: time to make a glazed donut!!!
other guy: 😳
guy: 🤤💪

by Roz- swim coach/drill sargent November 16, 2021

Glazing the carrot

When a man puts his Wang in the females vagina and it comes out all covered in her cum. Glazing the carrot sexual intercourse between male and female.

I'm going to let my wife glaze my carrot tonight. Oh baby we are glazing the carrot.

by TwitchingWeirdo October 28, 2021

Glazed Donut

A "creampie" in the asshole.

She wouldn't let me creampie her, so I gave her a glazed donut instead.

by TacoGirl88 November 1, 2021

Glaze

To have sex and ejaculate on a female

I glazed that bitch

by North side September 14, 2021

glazing

when you zone out during class because of some... promiscuous thoughts

Bro 1: Dude, I was totally glazing in Ms. Smith's class.
Bro 2: For real, bro, my eyes were totally glazed over thinking of Ashley.

by kforkale September 29, 2021

Drive By Glazing

When you are masturbating and are borderline the climax point, and then you run into your friends, girlfriend, or complete strangers room, bedroom, or where they are hanging out. You then proceed to bust an enormous "man juice" load onto them, preferably precisely hitting the bulls eye face cum shot. Best results are obtained by finding someone asleep allowing for the possibility of performing the horrendous but satisfying act, in a surprise attack. The next best choice for anyone willing to do this, is to run like hell, completing the "Drive By Glazing".

Bro: Yo man, I totally snuck up on your girl and busted a huge semen load in her face.

Dude: Im gonna beat your ass, you totally violated her with a drive by glazing.

by Honeybager5933 December 27, 2011