Bill Gates

Former porn star. Slept his way to the top. Now owner of microsoft and half the world.

Person 1: do you like Bill Gates?
Person 2: you know he likes to pole dance
Person 1: what a chad

by ThisIsntWeed October 30, 2020

Bill Gates

Someone who refuses to pull out before ejaculating during sex.

Just like Little Willy Billy Gates of Hell, he’s obsessed with pumping his demon seed into everyone on the planet.

Melinda wanted me to pull out but I went full Bill Gates instead, hopefully she’ll give birth to my genetically engineered organism.

by Porky Blunder March 3, 2021

bill gates glasses

glasses that nerdy losers wear that resemble the glasses bill gates wears

M:'daaaaaamn devinwalker u got da bill gates glasses'
S:'wat a loser'
M:'n lets not 4get nerdy'

by da mofo from 305 December 29, 2006

The Gates of Hell

the big JC and his blast beats that rain down into the gates of hell. its a very scary and loud place located near the junction in middletown,nj. its nothing but sweat, catpiss, blast beats, and random jizz stains all of the bed. many scene bitches hang out here.

" dude its about to jim chesek out.."

"yeah The Gates of Hell man"

by icing on that cupcake July 24, 2009

Great Gatsby

in additon to being a smelly book that i was recently assingned to read for english class this term can be used in many other facets of life. A great gatsby can also mean a huge steaming shit. as in if you need to be excused to shit and you were in a literature type environment then you may excuse yourself by simply saying "excuse me sir but i must depart for the water closet for i have a very great gatsby i must evacuate from my bowel". this is the most polite way to say "i need to take a fucking shit right fucking now you fucking fuck", which in most cases is utterly unacceptable.

"excuse me sir but i must depart for the water closet for i have a very great gatsby i must evacuate from my bowel"

or simply "i need to take a great gatsby"

by johnnymuffins December 14, 2008

Gatsby

A fakeass who pretends to have everything like money, cars, and bling. But in reality all that he puts himself out to be isn't even real one bit. He lives with his parents, has no ride, no job, and no future. All he does is spew bullshit out of his mouth. Only thing real about him is that he is a REAL FUCKING LOSER.

Damn that Kory guy was nothing but a fucking Gatsby....he ain't got shit.

by Funfaced October 8, 2014

bill gates

The man everyone is jelous of because he makes more money then they do....

creator of windows

owner of microsoft

yea...you're jealous of bill gates...so just shut the hell up

by Mr. Game February 21, 2007