Kevin Garnett

who the fuck is "pipa!"?KG can kick everyones ass..he one crazy ass balla and he didnt deserve mvp? check out the numbers bitch 24.2ppg 5apg 13.9rpg almost 50% shooting and 2.17bpg

Kevin Garnett is da fuckin man!

by ghetto fiend July 26, 2004

Garret

An extremely handsome guy that is good with the ladies until they get into bed and see his extremely small penis. Usually last in bed for 2-3 minutes and has a smelly gaping asshole that he wants all the ladies to finger.

Girl: Dude he looked so hot but when i got into the bed it was just terrible, he was a total garret.

by Jeffybboy December 7, 2013

aliah garretson

This girl is a ugly piece of garbage<3 but she could grow up she’s still just 5 😂 jk but she needs possible help or a mental hospital rn thank you urban Dictionary<3

Aliah| why are you so fat

Me|well I wouldn’t wanna look like your ugly ass

Aliah| well your a hoe and I’m too scared to say stfu to someone’s face❤️😭

Like I would keep dreaming to be pretty as well ugly hoe ❤️ Love, The person that wants to kick ur ass✨😖 aliah garretson 🦶🏻

by Unknown doge October 30, 2020

garret

a garret is just a jiggy nigga

Frank is such a garret

by bigdaddyjodye August 21, 2016

Garret

A red headed Jewish midget that nobody likes... the creature is unsure of its sexuality and pretends he's joking when he's wrong... takes super tiny bites of his food and looks like dexter

Garrett and the apple tree

by Booby ore the the May 11, 2017

Gardetto’s

A “Original” recipe since 1932 that tastes like ass. It’s a disgusting taste of pretzel that deserves nothing in money.

You like Gardetto’s? It’s a disgusting taste of pretzel that deserves nothing in money. You fat ass fuck die in fucking hell, man-whore.

by AliAandMayo December 24, 2018

Garett

Huge fag. Huge faggol.

"Wow, that guy is a huge Garett. Aka world's biggest faggol."

by Heyyawhatsupcool November 6, 2014