Gargle It

A phrase originating in New Hampshire, used as the closer to a burn or any sort of put down.

Your mom goes to college. Gargle it.

by hoosh55 August 28, 2010

Hair of the girble that bit me

ingesting anything that will help you forget what happended the previous night.

Luis: Tony what's wrong with you?
Tony: I need some of the hair of the girble that bit me?
Luis: What?

Tony: Give me anything that will help me forget last night.

by gangstagoldfish March 17, 2011

Garglefunk

When you jizz, shit, piss, yawn, sneeze, fart, burp, and throw up at the same time. Than you put it in a blender and shove into your girlfriend's vagina. If you don't have a girlfriend stick it up your ass.

I garglefunked this girl and she said, "thanks"

One time I was giving head to a guy and he garglefunked on me. I later fucked him some more cause i like garglefunking.

Please, garglefunk me.

by Bilbo fucking baggins December 17, 2006

penis gargle

When your penis gargles a liquid and spews it everywhere.

When I stick my penis into water it penis gargles

by Big ole smarty pants February 11, 2015

garglecum

Act of swallowing some jizz.
Or a great band name.

DUUUDE! Have you heard GARGLECUM?! I jack-off to that shit, man!

by sex-panther mcgooface May 24, 2008

hung like a retarted gerble

some who is unusualy large for thier body size

People always said he was big but look, hes hung like a retarted gerble, its gotta be 7" around

MY Boyfriend ,NOT yours

by T.D.B. March 26, 2008

garbledick

He can only speak garbledick, since his mouth is full of cock..

Can you understand garbledick? you seem well practiced at talking with your mouth full of cock!

by mbdick October 16, 2017