Grip a Commish

a healthy handful of commission

yo you just got a huge grip a commish!

by nikwax October 16, 2008

Jersey Grip

-To grip ones Male genitalia with the thumb facing down.

-Upside-down baseball bat grip.

That porn makes me want to jerk it jersey grip.

by Tehcnique May 15, 2009

Dead Grip

When you put your hand under freezing water untill its goes numb, then turn you hand upside down and jack off,

yo did you dead grip it ?

by denzel124534 January 24, 2011

Death Grip

The act of grasping the penis with such ferocity, usually done by that of a woman body builder.

The big buff woman clenched my penis like a weight

Damn dude, she gave you a death grip.

by Get in my clopper May 08, 2018

dismal grips

To be in prison or caught by the police with no way out

Damn, son I aint seen you where you been? Boy I was in the dismal grips for slappin a bitch and couldn't make bail

by godchef May 27, 2010

Get A Grip

A played out 80's term that one would use and a Rank Out session. A weak response at best, someone would use this if they got cut down and didn't have anything else to say.

Yo' Pete! Why don't you get a grip bitch! (You sorry ass band geek)

by Steve December 06, 2004

grip reaper

An extravagant snow bunny with a tight pink oinky snorky

His final wish to be visited by the grip reaper and turn that oinky snorky into tasty bacon.

by sxrgee January 19, 2023