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Goober

A very silly individual, perhaps even a silly goose.
"I love the lethal company hoarding bug"
"Yeah it's such a goober"
by ismokecrackcocaine April 25, 2024
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Goober

a goober (prounonced goob-r) is someone who is acting stupid dumb or weird it can also be used jokingly as freaky
STOP BEING A GOOBER or YOUR A GOOBER
by ho r u real May 31, 2025
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Goober

The cringy male friend of a chick you're trying to fuck.
A Tinder girl will always include them in one of their photos so you know she's down with the boys.

You're going to have to pretend to like him and put up with his shitty jokes if you want in.
Usually, he wants her as badly as you do.
*swiping on tinder*
Guy "Damn, she fine. But who's this fella?"

Guy2"That's her boy bestie."

Guy"What a fucking Goober."
by CheekyBoi1298 June 3, 2022
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Goober

"He is such a goober"
by Ieatcheesealot August 26, 2022
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Goofy Goobered

The act of getting your dick pics leaked online
Dude, Lane got goofy goobered last weekend!
by Stinky Melodica October 19, 2017
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Goober Nut

A combination of someone that is a Goober and a Nut.
-Brenna is such a Goober.

-Nah, she's more of a Nut.

-Touche', She's a Goober Nut.
by SmallDickMcgee July 27, 2022
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goober gap

A goober gap is the space between someones goggles and helmet. Usually ending up with a odd lookin windburn
Man did you see the size of that gorbs goober gap
by Grumpygrumz January 19, 2019
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