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Closet Gnome

NOUN: A little man who hides in dark spaces and jumps out at you then runs away and disappears
Person 1: “Oh my god. A little man just scared me”

Person 2: “was it a Closet Gnome?”

Person 1: “I think so..”
by NovaRoSe December 22, 2022
mugGet the Closet Gnomemug.

gnome skin

The skin between your scrotum and anus. Also known as the gooch.
Dude, my gnome skin is so hairy! I need to trim it.
by Sesushefseb June 17, 2017
mugGet the gnome skinmug.

Gnome it out

When you're coming to the end of a long day and you just can't fuck with life anymore, you just gnome it all out.
You're being a bit of a shitter, mate. I think you should take some time and gnome it out.
by Bofa D. Snuts December 11, 2021
mugGet the Gnome it outmug.

Mooning gnome

Mooning gnome is an image, or collection of images, used on Facebook to warn users that a group is without an active admin and therefore has gone downhill and has no quality anymore. In the worst case the group is taken over by scammers and/or spammers. The image is placed ant there is no admin to remove it.
I don't trust this post about a student room, because there was a mooning gnome right above it, in the same group.
by DaanWebstra September 22, 2021
mugGet the Mooning gnomemug.

Fuck Gnomes

the mischievous little creatures that live inside electric sockets. They wait around until you got 10% battery life on your phone at night and after you charge your phone up for overnight charging they unplug your phone. You usually wake up with your phone on or 1% or dead.
Me- I was late to work because some fuck gnomes came out of my electric socket last night and unplug my phone so my phone was dead this morning and I did not hear my alarm. Boss- yaaaàaaah OK ? I'm going to need you to go down to human resources and pee in a cup.
by joor79 August 9, 2018
mugGet the Fuck Gnomesmug.

Grass Gnomes

A substitute for assholes to use around children who's parents are assholes
These damn grass gnomes blocking the road need to MOVE!
by Neb Ulysses September 9, 2022
mugGet the Grass Gnomesmug.

Gnome

A word that refers to the mythical creatures that are AWESOME! Means something is cool or hip, down to earth, and all around rad.
That was so gnome of you.
by Forest918 July 12, 2023
mugGet the Gnomemug.

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