In March 2021, the author and publisher announced that The Adventures of Ook and Gluk: Kung-Fu Cavemen from the Future was being removed from the market for perpetuating harmful stereotype
by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023
Get the The Adventures of Ook and Gluk: Kung-Fu Cavemen from the Futuremug. by Cocoontje April 14, 2023
Get the Futurismmug. by A & A July 27, 2022
Get the future padmug. An old man, born before 1960, who is therefore old enough to be GUARANTEED to be dead in the future.
Old lady born before 1960 = future dead lady
Old people born before 1960 = future dead people
Old man / lady / person born before 1960 who look to be in decrepit condition and use a medical device typically used by frail and decrepit people (HoverRound wheelchair if morbidly obese, walker, oxygen concentrator or tank with cannula, etc.) = NEAR-future dead man / lady / person
Younger person born in 1960 or later = future immortal (because we're more likely to live long enough to benefit from the discoveries of cures for all aging-related diseases including the aging process itself.)
Old lady born before 1960 = future dead lady
Old people born before 1960 = future dead people
Old man / lady / person born before 1960 who look to be in decrepit condition and use a medical device typically used by frail and decrepit people (HoverRound wheelchair if morbidly obese, walker, oxygen concentrator or tank with cannula, etc.) = NEAR-future dead man / lady / person
Younger person born in 1960 or later = future immortal (because we're more likely to live long enough to benefit from the discoveries of cures for all aging-related diseases including the aging process itself.)
I was born in 1985 so I'm a future immortal.
That future dead man who appeared to be born in 1948 wearing a Hawaiian shirt told me that turn from the southbound lanes to park by the northbound lanes was illegal. Seems Boomers who are future dead people born before 1960 are of the generation who cares enough to warn strangers of how the stuff they do is illegal while younger generations won't say much about it.
That future dead man who appeared to be born in 1948 wearing a Hawaiian shirt told me that turn from the southbound lanes to park by the northbound lanes was illegal. Seems Boomers who are future dead people born before 1960 are of the generation who cares enough to warn strangers of how the stuff they do is illegal while younger generations won't say much about it.
by EgaoNoGenki October 13, 2025
Get the future dead manmug. An event in which hyperdistributism solves the transfinite line; creating a perfect capitalist-Marxist system.
Future perfect employs the transfinite line; in which the average of the squares of the distances between the ergodicic points and the transfinite line is equal to the tau of the slope of the line.
This is transfinite economics: a perfect solution to poverty.
This is transfinite economics: a perfect solution to poverty.
by zanderfin December 8, 2019
Get the future perfectmug. Future Bounce is an electronic music genre derivated from Future House and Melbourne Bounce.
It's known to have more bouncy effects than most of Future House tracks (Except RetroFuture, Colour House genres).
It used to be noticed with very short lead shots in the drop in general, before the producer duo Bad Reputation remixed "STAY" by Justin Bieber and The Kid LAROI and the style used went viral : a lot of reverb is used on Future Bounce drop leads nowadays.
However, Brooks was doing so too even before Bad Reputation, and is one of the Future Bounce pioneers.
It's known to have more bouncy effects than most of Future House tracks (Except RetroFuture, Colour House genres).
It used to be noticed with very short lead shots in the drop in general, before the producer duo Bad Reputation remixed "STAY" by Justin Bieber and The Kid LAROI and the style used went viral : a lot of reverb is used on Future Bounce drop leads nowadays.
However, Brooks was doing so too even before Bad Reputation, and is one of the Future Bounce pioneers.
"My favorite future bounce track from Jay Eskar is 'Apex'!"
"Did you listen to Brooks latest future bounce track?"
"I prefer Curbi and Mike Wiliams' 'Take Me There' over their new tunes"
"Did you listen to Brooks latest future bounce track?"
"I prefer Curbi and Mike Wiliams' 'Take Me There' over their new tunes"
by pxintmauve August 13, 2023
Get the Future Bouncemug. by doesa_anyone_really_know August 1, 2023
Get the Future Wife Daymug.