foot-in-ass

What I have to do when people at work piss me off with their ignorance.

My co-workers screwed up again, so I proceeded with foot-in-ass action.

by Octomonkey November 6, 2005

High School Football Heroes

The best band to come out of Long Island mixing a blend of Rock Ska and Punk to create one of the most unique sounds out there today. Will one day take on their world with their amazing lyrics, infectious hooks, their rocking sound and killer live show.

Can be compared to Less Than Jake, Brand New, Rx Bandits to name a few.

by Johnson! May 6, 2005

foot fetish

An attraction to females feet, toes, anything assocaited with the human barefoot. This fetish is mostly more assciated with boys attrated to females feet, becuase they always paint ther toe nails and they always wear sexy tight small revealing sandals or high heals. You can tell if you have one if you think females feet are sexy and if you have a desire to suck, lick, message. Really i dont know what girl wouldnt like a guy licking and sucking there toes and feet.

I oggled and watched as she walked by with cute painted toes wrapped in a tight high heels, i could almost smell those sexy things they were so close. I imagined me thrusting my toungue across/between her foot. If you experience at least one of these you have a completely normal foot fetish, God created you like this and he doesnt make mistakes so its normal and many people have this.

by urmom100 April 16, 2006

Australian football

A sport in Australia, somewhat close to rugby. It is an overall, sport of doom. It gives men a wide-open space in which to kill each other in a legal fashion. Very entertaining, it is the most intense (and confusing) sport you will ever watch!!

you're as intense as Australian Football!

by Imp Ella June 14, 2008

foot fetish

When you creme your pants seeing a chicks barefeet.

Look at her sexy feet wiggle, i wish i could put my face beneath her soles and lick them, then suck her toes, and stick my dick between her toes.

by SuckinDemToes February 2, 2004

Foot Poodles

Obnoxious furry boots that trendy girls like to tuck their designer jeans into. They can be spotted at a variety of social gatherings in any type of climate, including the desert heat of Arizona.

It's going to be cold tonight. You might want to tuck your leggings into those new foot poodles your parents bought you for the holidays.

by SilentJrod November 22, 2010

Australian Rules Football

A sport where the criminal activities of players can be overlooked. Search "afl drugs" , "afl rape" , "afl gang bashing" , "afl player drink driving" , "afl player assaults policewoman" , and the most insidious of all "afl sexual assault hush money" . It's an attitiude that filters down to the lower grades in acts of violence and racism(search "werribee junior afl team assaults disabled girl" and "grubbers attack jewish man" for details). They also recently exported their mindless criminality and violence to Ireland in the form of a "hybrid" international that combined the idiocy of professional AFL with the athletic prowess of amatuer gaelic football, the series now appears to be abandoned after complaints of violence and thuggery both on and off the field from the Irish. (search "Fevola assaults Irish barman", of course he apparently assaulted him after standing at the bar spitting into a pile of a teammates fresh vomit, did I mention they are all class?)

The governing body has made the wise decision of contracting media outlets to provide "favourable coverage" which is why it's mindless band of supporters seem to believe it to be an unstoppable force that will over-run world sport, unfortunately for them the reality is that it's taken over 100 years to gain any level of support from more than 1/2 of Australias population (NSW & QLD), and that is on the back of the mass migration of Victorians to the Northern states.

Also known as aerial ping-pong, forcings-back, fagball, gAyFL, AwFuL and the Australian Felon League. It is the only sport that rewards mediocrity by awarding points for missing a shot at goal.

AwFuL supporter - Did you watch the footy?

Normal Human - Sure did, did you see Benjis try?

AwFuL supporter - No, I mean AFL.......Australian Rules Football

Normal Human - Why would I watch that rubbish, are you trying to imply I'm gay? Or some sort of criminal groupie? I would never follow that tripe, now remove yourself from my sight and return to whatever hole you crawled out of.

by Andrew Dameeeeechoooooo December 23, 2006