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freshman fucker

Someone that fucks a freshman in the bathroom while at homecoming
by The fresh man fucker December 4, 2016
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Freshman Impregnater

A machine like being (10th grade and higher) who actively seeks out freshman to plant his seed in.
Friend- dude can't be at practice today, my groin really hurts

Friend 2- what did you and Alex do last night ?
Friend- Let's just say the sperm has fertilized, I repeat the sperm has fertilized

Friend 2- awe you god damn Freshman Impregnater
by Fuck you mikey February 1, 2017
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freshman ripper

Yeah Jacob is freshman ripper he tries to get a new one every week
by schlingy22 February 10, 2017
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freshman rule

The freshman rule. The bet that kills all relationships. How the bet works is, some lads will have a competition to see how many new students they can sleep with.
Shall we have a bet? How about the freshman rule?
by LadThings April 19, 2017
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Freshman Overload Syndrome

College freshmen often fail to balance their social life with their academic life, leading them to become overwhelmed by mid-semester and likely to drop or fail courses.
Peter was overwhelmed with anxiety after he flunked two of his midterm exams because of Freshman Overload Syndrome.
by College Success July 31, 2017
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freshman tool

A freshman tool is when an upperclassman messes with the same freshman constantly and multiple people mess with him/her too .
Omg did you see what Johnny did ,they say he's smashed 4 girls he's such a freshman tool
by Whydoesnypresencematter August 11, 2017
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freshman shower

Smelling horrid and masking that with a dickton of axe.
Fuck nigga, Johnny smells like nutsack and cologne. Bitchboy gave himself a freshman shower
by ooothatboi October 24, 2017
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