Floppy Horse

when a horse is walking. a.k.a horse jangler

hey look at that horse jangler. i could also use the term floppy horse

by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003

floppy junk

Unwanted and excessive jiggling and swinging of the male genitalia during pelvic thrusting, often caused by the lack of restrictive underwear. Sometimes causes nausea or vomiting in others.

Girl #1: Did you see Johnny dancing last night? He had a seriously disgusting case of floppy junk going on.

Girl #2: Yeah, it made me want to blow donkey chunks. Jesus, buy some boxer briefs, dude.

by floppyjunkistheenemy February 27, 2008

Floppy Wobber

A flamboyant person. A rainbow.

He's such a Floppy Wobber

by Slobby Floppy Wobber April 28, 2009

floppy mcdoppies

shoes that are extremely old and trashed up, yet the owner insists on still wearing them

guy #1: "Hey man you ready to go?"

guy #2: "You're gonna wear those shoes!!??"

guy #1: "Yea what's wrong with them?"

guy #2: "Dude, look at your floppy mcdoppies! They look like they got dropped in a giant blender, sewn back together, ate by a dog, thrown back up by the dog, crapped on by babies, sanded with sandpaper, and beat up by mike tyson!"

by JMayzin September 13, 2009

Floppy Johnson

When you fail to put on a condom correctly, causing the chick to lose interest and say "just forget it," leaving you with a floppy dick

I couldn't get the condom on fast enough so she was like "ya know what? nevermind." Needless to say, i got a floppy johnson last night

by El Muchador April 25, 2010

Floppymortis

when something is done and it becomes soft, floppy, or anything along those words opposite of rigamortis

when your penis gets soft after intercourse

when your fucking a girl and you splooge and your dick gets soft

Richard: dude i was having sex with jane last night and couldnt keep it up when i finished i went straight to floppymortis

Jane: OMG girl when Richard and i was fucking last night i couldnt finish he finished too fast and went straight to floppymortis

by billnye2 September 4, 2010

Floppy Cloppy

A big saggy loose pussy that flops together when you run, and is looser than a wizards sleeve.

"Hey check out that bitch over there, she's got a massive floppy cloppy."

by carter12345678 September 30, 2011